Article Overheard on Xbox: Issue #32January 4, 2011
Ever hear something horrible and/or hilarious on Xbox Live? Send your submissions to overheardonxbox at gmail.
So one day me and my buddy Dilly were playing RBSV2 with a guy who must have been 13 to 15 years old. We started hearing his mom on the other end of the mic. His mom was asking him if he was gay or not, because she was trying to set him up with the neighbor's gay son. His reply to his mother was "I'm only gay on Tuesday, Mom!"SD
While playing a game of Halo 2 a while back my friends and I were playing a marathon of team slayer with our Aussie friend Static. After about an hour or so, one of our friends left and was promptly replaced with my friend's little brother. After a particularly exciting game where Static went 18-0 my friend's little brother stated the following:
Brother: Static I've been wondering something.Static: Yes?Brother: How the hell do you get electricity to your hut?There was a long silence followed by a burst of laughter when we realized he was serious.Static: I have a kangaroo on a treadmill in my backyard.-Joe
Good to have a new Assassin recruit on board, let me start to show you the ropes.
I can't wait! I've always wanted to learn how to eliminate our enemies swiftly and clinically without leaving a trace.
Well swiftly yes but we don't really care too much about the second part.
Really? I mean, don't people notice, when you kill people?
Maybe for about a second, but most people seem to think I'm on some drunken wager and get back to carrying boxes from A to B.
But what about the guards? Surely they're constantly looking for you?
Yeah, kind of. They put up posters of me, but that's about it.
Article Plants vs. Zombies vs. AwesomeDecember 29, 2010
Ah, life. Fresh air, warm sunlight, and plenty of water, garden life is great.
Bunker-up soldier, welcome to hell.
What are you talking about?
You've just been planted into a battlefield.
A battlefield? But the sunflowers look like they're having such a great time.
Their smiles are just for show. They have it rough.
BLARGH!! Oh God make it stop!
Did he just vomit sunshine?
Article Pwn My Life: Issue #56December 28, 2010
Ever had a moment so nerdy that you needed to tell the Internet about it? Read more nerd confessions at Collegehumor, and send your submissions to dorklypwnmylife at gmail.
When I was in high school, my friends and I had a hard time beating Ninja Gaiden for Xbox. After months of practice, I finally beat it. My friends were all impressed and with my new found confidence I went up to the hottest girl in school and tried to hit on her. My pick up line: "Hey, so I beat Ninja Gaiden." Didn't work.-Anonymous
I once failed an exam on Greek mythology and got detention. To make things worse, I answered with the names of WoW characters. I got detention because the teacher also played WoW and knew who they were.-Carl
I puked during my calculus final today. I got that nervous.-Santa's Little Helper