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Article The Weekly IRL: The Picture Strikes Back

November 18, 2010

Filed Under   the weekly irl   star wars

Article Pwn My Life: Issue #47

November 18, 2010

Ever had a moment so nerdy that you needed to tell the Internet about it? Read more nerd confessions at Collegehumor, and send your submissions to dorklypwnmylife at gmail.

When I was about 11, I hung out in my local video rental store for seven hours waiting for Chrono Trigger to come back. Eventually, they threw me out.-Matthew

One night, my roommate was playing Pokemon Yellow and he had made a lot of progress. After a while, I realized that he had fallen asleep. His Gameboy was still on and in his hand. Without waking him, I pressed start, saved, turned it off, and then put it somewhere safe. When he woke up the next morning he asked me where it was. I told him what I did and he thanked me and said I was like a caring mother.-Chris

I'm currently deployed with the Marines. I recently was able to get Internet in my berthing area and was on Skype with my fiance while playing Minecraft. I was talking about the things we have to deal with and started yelling "Sh*t sh*t sh*t!" She got really scared and said, "What's going on, are you okay?!" I said, "It's getting dark out and the monsters are coming soon."-Jim

Filed Under   pwn my life

Article Videogame Phrases and Idioms for Everyday Life

November 17, 2010


Filed Under   final fantasy   phrases   idioms

Article Pokemon Doesn't Make Sense

November 17, 2010
  1. Ash

    Hey Pikachu, do you mind jumping in your poke-ball for a while?

  2. Pikachu

    Pika?

  3. Ash

    It's just that, well you kind of binge ate Halloween candy for the past couple weeks and gained some weight. My back can't handle it anymore.

  4. Pikachu

    P-Pika-P.

  5. Ash

    For the last time, I don't understand what you're saying. You repeat the same three syllables over and over, how am I supposed to know what you're talking about?!

  6. Pikachu

    Pika-P-Pika-chu!

  7. Ash

    What did I just say! Just get in the goddamn ball or learn how to speak English. You don't see Brock carrying Onix around in his back pocket.

  8. Brock

    Hello? Who's there?

Filed Under   conversations   pokemon

Article 7 Videogame Cocktail Recipes From The Drunken Moogle

November 16, 2010

See more videogame recipes at The Drunken Moogle. And submit your own drink recipe to the Dorkly Facebook page for consideration!


Metroid (Metroid Cocktail)
Ingredients:1/2 shot Bacardi Big Apple Rum1/2 shot Coconut Rum1/2 glass Kiwi Strawberry Minute Maid (or Kool-Aid)A little less than 1/2 a glass Sprite3 Strawberries

Directions: Shake the two rums and Kiwi Strawberry Minute Maid and pour into a lowball glass. Add the Sprite for a bit of flavor and carbonation. Drop in three strawberries as a garnish. If you choose, you can use your ice beam freezer to cool the alcohol before you make the drink.



Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog shot)

Ingredients:1 part grenadine2 parts Menthomint Schnapps4 parts Blue Curacao

Directions: Pour in the grenadine first. Then layer the Mentholmint schnapps and Blue Curacao on top, in that order. Take it down faster than the Blue Blur himself.

Filed Under   metroid   pokemon

Article Overheard on Xbox: Issue #26

November 16, 2010

Ever hear something horrible and/or hilarious on Xbox Live? Send your submissions to overheardonxbox at gmail.

I was playing execution on Gears of War 2 when I noticed that there was somebody on the other team that had the gamertag "Dr Phil." Each time he was killed, I would ask, "how does that make you feel?" in my best Dr. Phil voice. Everyone was laughing, except Dr Phil of course!- Preston
I overheard the last part of a story coming into a room:"[and] it turned out, I wasn't even wearing my underwear on my head!"- Mans
I was in a MW2 lobby in between games and two kids who were apparently friends were talking to each other when one of their dads gets on the mic to ask the other if his dad was home. He kept asking "is your dad home? Hey billy is your dad home?" and the kid either didn't hear or wasn't paying attention so I chimed in "yeah billy IS your dad home??" The guy proceeded to call me a sick bastard for preying on kids on X-box live and then I overheard him grounding his son for playing with pedophiles.- John B.
Filed Under   overheard on xbox

Article Mario Items vs. Their Real Life Equivalents

November 15, 2010

Article The Videogame Food Pyramid

November 15, 2010
Filed Under   food   mario

Article Messing With MissingNo

November 15, 2010
  1. Trainer 1

    Dude! Guess which Pokémon I just caught!

  2. Trainer 2

    Hmm, a Pikachu that you're never going to keep in a ball and let follow you everywhere you go?

  3. Trainer 1

    MissingNo!

  4. Trainer 2

    Uh oh…

  5. Trainer 1

    What do you mean "uh oh?"

  6. Trainer 2

    Dude, you gotta get rid of it quick. Like now.

  7. Trainer 1

    Are you sh*tting me? Do you know what I had to do to get it?

  8. Trainer 2

    You seriously need to put it back where you got it from. I sugges—

  9. Trainer 1

    I had to talk to a creepy old man and make him teach me how to catch a Pokémon, fly on a f*cking Pidgey to Cinnabar Island, then use it to surf up and down the shore.

  10. Trainer 2

    Do you not know what MissingNo is?

Filed Under   conversations   pokemon

Article 8 Legend of Zelda Hipsters

November 15, 2010


Filed Under   zelda   hipsters   link