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Article Office Walking Dead: The New Intern

By Jared Bronen / August 22, 2013
Rollover to see the effects of Jared's choices!

Filed Under   the walking dead   decisions

Article Humble Bundle Math

By Andrew Bridgman / September 12, 2013
Humble Bundle Math

Filed Under   charity   indie games   fez   humble bundle   ftl

Article The Best Archer Cosplay On the Internet

By Chloe Cole / January 13, 2014

Season 5 of Archer premieres this Monday at 10 pm. Before you all sploosh yourselves, check out these awesome Archer cosplays.

 

Best Archer Cosplay

Filed Under   cosplay   TV   the weekly irl   archer

Article Sex Tips From Mario Kart

By Staff / March 11, 2014

Sex Tips From Mario Kart

 

Sex Tips From Mario Kart

Filed Under   sex   mario kart

Article An Expert's Analysis of the New Steam Controller

By Andrew Bridgman / September 27, 2013

An Experts Analysis of the New Steam Controller

Filed Under   valve   steam   steam controller

Article Console Review: The Xbox One

By Andrew Bridgman / November 22, 2013

Filed Under   reviews   xbox one   dorkly review

Article The Nerdiest Jack-o'-Lanterns On the Internet

By Chloe Cole / October 31, 2013

 

 

Rapidash

Filed Under   pumpkins   jack-o-lantern

Article Best Fanmade Videogame Cover Art

By Chloe Cole / February 13, 2014

Many stores allow customers to return videogames they've played, even without the original cover art. This return policy allows for the distribution of fan-made video game cover art. Putting gamers in charge of marketing is interesting because they speak the truth and it's not always pretty. In fact, it is never pretty. Enjoy these masterpieces!

 

Best Fanmade Cover Art

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Best Fanmade Cover Art

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Filed Under   fanart   internerd   game covers

Article Pwn Up: When You Wish Upon a Card

By Jake Young / December 9, 2013

Ever had a moment so nerdy that you needed to tell the Internet about it? Send your submissions to dorklypwnup at gmail.

 

 

Pwn Up: When You Wish Upon a Card

 

In 9th grade I attended a Christian school and my friends and I were really into playing with Yu-gi-oh! cards as a retro throwback. We'd bust out our old decks at school and play whenever we could. This lasted until the principle decided that Yu-gi-oh! wasn't appropriate for a Christian school and so he banned it. During our senior year, in one last act of "rebellion" we decided to bring the Yu-gi-oh! cards with us to our senior trip to Disney World. Turns out it was a great way to pass the time in the hotel. Soon, more and more of our classmates began dueling with us during the mornings, while the girls kept complaining we made them late to Disney. One of the mornings we had such intense duels that it caused us to leave WAY later than we should have. We were about to leave when all of a sudden a giant thunderstorm just lets loose above our heads. If we had left when we were supposed to, we would have been caught in the storm at Disney World. All of the guys celebrated the fact that us playing Yu-gi-oh! saved the day, and we spent the whole day reminding the girls that you should ALWAYS believe in the heart of the cards.

 

-Frank

Filed Under   pwn my life   tekken   yugioh   pwn up   disney world

Article The 10 Best Videogame Masks

By Andrew Bridgman / April 7, 2014

The 10 Best Videogame Masks

In the world of videogames, it doesn't need to be Halloween to put on a mask and go take candy from strangers (or whatever personal belongs you can find in the treasure chests they have lying around). Videogame masks come in all shapes and sizes and can do all sorts of things - from hiding someone's identity to LITERALLY BRINGING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD. Also, sometimes they can make doors kill you.

Anyways, these are our top 10 masks in videogame history...

 

10. Handsome Jack's Mask (Borderlands 2)

The 10 Best Videogame Masks

Handsome Jack's mask is a pretty weird one - because, well, it's pretty much just his face. Or, rather, how his face is SUPPOSED to look, if not for the deformed Vault-style branded his actual face got. The mask says pretty much everything about the character of Handsome Jack - how self-obsessed he is, how vain he is, and how OUT OF HIS MIND he is. And since Handsome Jack is one of the best things about an already-great game, we gotta give the mask some credit.

 

9. Psycho Mantis Gas Mask (Metal Gear Solid)

The 10 Best Videogame Masks

Psycho Mantis - which, REMINDER, is just a cool-as-hell name - has a mask that serves basically no purpose (other than to hide the scars from when he burned down his childhood village). Mantis' reasoning for the mask is to block out the thoughts of others from his mind, since he's read enough minds to be generally repulsed by humanity in general. There's no real reason it has to be a gas mask - other than it looks really cool for this floating guy in a gas mask magically intuit what other Playstation games you've been playing. 

Filed Under   masks