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Article The Best of "Wars vs. Thrones"

By Staff / July 24, 2013

This week, the internet meme-bean machine kicked into high gear with "Wars vs. Thrones" – having characters from Game of Thrones and Star Wars compare their horrible situations (usually the Star Wars folk have it a little bit worse). These are the best ones produced (so far):

The Best of Wars vs Thrones

Filed Under   star wars   memes   game of thrones   internerd

Article The Depressing Inner Monologues of Mario Enemies

By Andrew Bridgman / November 19, 2013

The Inner Monologues of Mario Enemies 


The Inner Monologues of Mario Enemies

My entire existence is predicated upon the fact that I will one day explode. It is the reason I was created, and the reason I live - so that I will die, hopefully taking another's life with me. Unlike others, my being is made for killing, not living. I am nothing but a weapon - and not even a decent weapon, rarely able to do more than shrink my opponent. If I were to take my own life, I would be doing the world a great favor - for no one else would need to fear harm due to my presence.

The Inner Monologues of Mario Enemies

Not all who rest on clouds live in Heaven - I am a shining testament to this. As others shuffle below me, bound to the Earth, I fly above them in the skies - hurling my children to the ground which I so fear. Hurling my innocent, confused children towards an enemy who has given me no reason to hate him so. Watching in horror as my precious offspring walk into pits, as they have no reason to understand the dangers of the ground that they have found themselves upon. I am more executioner than father.

Filed Under   birdo   mario   lakitu   bob-omb   bullet bill   thwomp   dry bones

Article 7 Things That Still Bother Me About Fallout: New Vegas

By Andrew Bridgman / December 13, 2013

1. The Kings Have No Elvis Music


  7 Things That Still Bother Me About Fallout: New Vegas

Listen, I get it: the rights to Elvis' catalogue are expensive. Hell, even a single Elvis tune will run you a pretty penny (actually several million pennies) - pennies that the team at Obsidian couldn't afford. The problem was that Elvis is a huge fixture in the Las Vegas we know today, and is appropriately still being remembered in the far off videogame future depicted in New Vegas through a gang that all dress and speak like Elvis - The Kings. The weird thing is, you never hear any of Elvis' iconic music at any point in the game. Maybe it would have been worth the cash they'd have to dole out so that I wouldn't have to listen to "Johnny Guitar" another goddamn time when hanging out with Elvis impersonators.

Filed Under   fallout   new vegas

Article Most WTF Harry Potter Fan Fiction Titles

By Chloe Cole / February 19, 2014

After J.K. Rowling validated Harmony (Harry/Hermione) fans' deepest desires, it now feels like anything is possible in the Harry Potter fandom. Harry and Draco are totally in love, right? And Harry and Dobby, too. Until J.K. Rowling confirms these ships, enjoy these disturbing fan fiction titles! 



by BlakeMD

"How will our young hero deal with an entire year at Hogwarts when he has to have sex at least once a day just to survive?!"


He'll survive. Probably.

Filed Under   wtf   harry potter   fan fiction

Article Were Sory, But Your Bannd From Xbocks Live :(

By Andrew Bridgman / April 11, 2014

I think my Xbox just won Battle of the Bands?


via Luddy420


Well, thanks for being so forthcoming, mark from microsoft.


via ButterySax

Filed Under   gamers   xbox live   xbox   wtf   messages

Article Honest Amnesia Warning Screen

By Jared Bronen / September 11, 2013

Filed Under   amnesia   amnesia the dark descent

Article Gamers Ready For Summer

By Staff / May 10, 2013

Filed Under   gamers   the weekly irl   summer

Article Satoru Iwata Finally Decides Nintendo's Theme For 2014

By Andrew Bridgman / January 2, 2014
Satoru Iwata Finally Decides Nintendos Theme For 2014

Filed Under   nintendo   luigi   wii u   satoru iwata   year of luigi   2014

Article Anthony Hopkins' Fan Letter to 'Attack On Titan'

By Andrew Bridgman / October 15, 2013

You may have seen that Anthony Hopkins supposedly authored a fan letter to the cast of AMC's Breaking Bad, revealing himself to have marathoned the entire series and as giddy to share as the rest of the internet. But this was not his first fan letter. Here was the fan letter he wrote to Hajime Isayama, creator of the popular anime series Attack on Titan.


Filed Under   attack on titan   anthony hopkins

Article Toplist Results: The 20 Greatest Mortal Kombat Kharacters of All-Time

By Andrew Bridgman / December 13, 2013

  Toplist Results: The 20 Greatest Mortal Kombat Kharacters of AllTime

After over 900,000 votes, we're narrowed down the Mortal Kombat series to the top 20 kharacters (extremely subtle reference). Did your favorite differently-colored-vest ninja make it? How about your lady-wearing-virtually-no-clothes of choice? Your personal top stupidly-difficult-and-frustrating boss battle? You won't have to wonder long, because the results are below. And don't forget to test your might by complaining how wrong everyone was not to vote for your favorites in the comments.


20. Mileena

Toplist Results: The 20 Greatest Mortal Kombat Kharacters of AllTime

Why should dudes have all the fun? While Mortal Kombat is often derided (mayyybe rightfully) for having a bunch of dude ninjas that are virtually identical-looking (give or take a few color switches), people often forget that Mortal Kombat II introduced the feminine equivalent with Mileena, Kitana, and Jade. One of the most memorable amongst these three ridiculously skimpily-dressed ladies was Mileena, perhaps best remembered for a) being ridiculously skimpily-dressed (although she started out pretty modest compare to her current design) and b) hiding a messed-up demonic mouth under her bandana (much like Bret Michaels). But on top of that, Mileena was just a ridiculously solid fighter from MKII on, since she's really motivated to win the tournament and use her winnings to get some dental work done (or take over the Earthrealm, whatever).

Filed Under   mortal kombat   results   characters