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Article Honest Amnesia Warning Screen

By Jared Bronen / September 11, 2013

Filed Under   amnesia   amnesia the dark descent

Article Gamers Ready For Summer

By Staff / May 10, 2013

Filed Under   gamers   the weekly irl   summer

Article Most WTF Harry Potter Fan Fiction Titles

By Chloe Cole / February 19, 2014

After J.K. Rowling validated Harmony (Harry/Hermione) fans' deepest desires, it now feels like anything is possible in the Harry Potter fandom. Harry and Draco are totally in love, right? And Harry and Dobby, too. Until J.K. Rowling confirms these ships, enjoy these disturbing fan fiction titles! 

 

Incubus

by BlakeMD

"How will our young hero deal with an entire year at Hogwarts when he has to have sex at least once a day just to survive?!"

(via)

He'll survive. Probably.

Filed Under   wtf   harry potter   fan fiction

Article 7 Things That Still Bother Me About Fallout: New Vegas

By Andrew Bridgman / December 13, 2013

1. The Kings Have No Elvis Music

 

  7 Things That Still Bother Me About Fallout: New Vegas

Listen, I get it: the rights to Elvis' catalogue are expensive. Hell, even a single Elvis tune will run you a pretty penny (actually several million pennies) - pennies that the team at Obsidian couldn't afford. The problem was that Elvis is a huge fixture in the Las Vegas we know today, and is appropriately still being remembered in the far off videogame future depicted in New Vegas through a gang that all dress and speak like Elvis - The Kings. The weird thing is, you never hear any of Elvis' iconic music at any point in the game. Maybe it would have been worth the cash they'd have to dole out so that I wouldn't have to listen to "Johnny Guitar" another goddamn time when hanging out with Elvis impersonators.

Filed Under   fallout   new vegas

Article Anthony Hopkins' Fan Letter to 'Attack On Titan'

By Andrew Bridgman / October 15, 2013

You may have seen that Anthony Hopkins supposedly authored a fan letter to the cast of AMC's Breaking Bad, revealing himself to have marathoned the entire series and as giddy to share as the rest of the internet. But this was not his first fan letter. Here was the fan letter he wrote to Hajime Isayama, creator of the popular anime series Attack on Titan.

 

Filed Under   attack on titan   anthony hopkins

Article Satoru Iwata Finally Decides Nintendo's Theme For 2014

By Andrew Bridgman / January 2, 2014
Satoru Iwata Finally Decides Nintendos Theme For 2014

Filed Under   nintendo   luigi   wii u   satoru iwata   year of luigi   2014

Article Toplist Results: The 20 Greatest Mortal Kombat Kharacters of All-Time

By Andrew Bridgman / December 13, 2013

  Toplist Results: The 20 Greatest Mortal Kombat Kharacters of AllTime

After over 900,000 votes, we're narrowed down the Mortal Kombat series to the top 20 kharacters (extremely subtle reference). Did your favorite differently-colored-vest ninja make it? How about your lady-wearing-virtually-no-clothes of choice? Your personal top stupidly-difficult-and-frustrating boss battle? You won't have to wonder long, because the results are below. And don't forget to test your might by complaining how wrong everyone was not to vote for your favorites in the comments.

 

20. Mileena

Toplist Results: The 20 Greatest Mortal Kombat Kharacters of AllTime

Why should dudes have all the fun? While Mortal Kombat is often derided (mayyybe rightfully) for having a bunch of dude ninjas that are virtually identical-looking (give or take a few color switches), people often forget that Mortal Kombat II introduced the feminine equivalent with Mileena, Kitana, and Jade. One of the most memorable amongst these three ridiculously skimpily-dressed ladies was Mileena, perhaps best remembered for a) being ridiculously skimpily-dressed (although she started out pretty modest compare to her current design) and b) hiding a messed-up demonic mouth under her bandana (much like Bret Michaels). But on top of that, Mileena was just a ridiculously solid fighter from MKII on, since she's really motivated to win the tournament and use her winnings to get some dental work done (or take over the Earthrealm, whatever).

Filed Under   mortal kombat   results   characters

Article Toplist Results: The 15 Greatest Generation V Pokemon

By Andrew Bridgman / November 27, 2013

Toplist Results: The 15 Greatest Generation V Pokemon

After 1.7 million votes, the results are in for the best Pokemon from Black & White. And the top 15 from Generation 5 may surprise you - not all the starters made it, not al the Legendaries made it, and having blades on your face proved to be very popular across the board. To help illustrate why each of the Pokemon that made the cut were so popular, we've included a comment from the voting or an email we received. 

So here are the (reminder: according to voters, not ME) greatest 15 Pokemon from Generation 5.

 

15. Krookodile

  Toplist Results: The 15 Greatest Generation V Pokemon

Krookodile or one of its evolutionary relatives better stay in thetop 15. The awesomeness of that pokemon kept my faith in Gamefreaks designers especially after seeing some of the most retarded looking pokemon like scafty and its evolution line (Daniel Letourneau)

Krookodile has it all - a badass name that shows it lives on the wrong side of the law (Pokelaw?), a type combo that leaves it totally immune to both Electric and Psychic-type attacks, and an intimidating appearance. It's kinda surprising it turns out so evil-looking, given it starts out as the adorable Sandile. Perhaps it represents the innocence America lost as a country in the Watergate scandal. As Richard Nixon said, "I am not a Krook[odile]."

Filed Under   pokemon   results

Article Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Pokemon of All-Time

By Staff / December 19, 2013

  Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Pokemon of AllTime

First, with millions and millions of votes, you picked the top 15 Pokemon from all six generations:

And from those 90 Pokemon, you whittled it down to the top 25 after over 2.2 million votes (see the full results here). But because we've already described every one of these Pokemon, we thought we would give you a little haiku to go along with each one (because, c'mon, you're just here for the results anyways). So here they are, once and for all, never to be disputed, after a fair democratic voting process - the 25 greatest Pokemon of all-time:

Filed Under   pokemon   results

Article Were Sory, But Your Bannd From Xbocks Live :(

By Andrew Bridgman / April 11, 2014

I think my Xbox just won Battle of the Bands?

xbox

via Luddy420

 

Well, thanks for being so forthcoming, mark from microsoft.

xbox

via ButterySax

Filed Under   gamers   xbox live   xbox   wtf   messages