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Article The 5 Worst Types of Achievements and Trophies

By Miklós Takács / December 5, 2013

The 5 Worst Types of Achievements and Trophies

With the Playstation Vita and the newly released Playstation 4 and Xbox One, it's safe to say that achievements and trophies are not going anywhere. And why should they? It feels good to hear that beep, see the little image and read the descriptions. A number of them take significant effort and skill, and when we finally succeed we feel rewarded, even though the reward has no real value. Unfortunately, that usually isn't the case.


1. Moving forward in the story

What you think they mean: 'You're making nice progress with the story mode. Keep up the good work!'

What they actually mean: 'Gee, thanks for actually playing the f*cking game you bought.'

How entitled can we be as gamers? Not only do we spend valuable time pressing buttons on a piece of plastic in front of the TV to make E. Honda fly across the screen instead of learning languages, developing skills and interacting with other people, now we want to be rewarded for it. Story related A/Ts are not about doing something really impressive in the game, it's really just playing it from start to finish. This should be a given. You bought the game to play it. It's not you doing something extra, like beating the game on the hardest difficulty setting. You're just doing exactly what is expected of you.

  The 5 Worst Types of Achievements and Trophies

'You managed to not die. You're AWESOME!'

Filed Under   achievements   trophies

Article The Best of Pokemon Evolution GIFs

By Staff / April 3, 2014

Pokemon Evolution GIFs

via Alex Draws 


Pokemon Evolution GIFs

via Padnote 

Filed Under   pokemon   evolution   gifs   internerd

Article The Stormtroopers Speak Out

By Andrew Bridgman / February 26, 2014
The Stormtroopers Speak Out

Filed Under   stormtroopers   star wars   open letter   empire

Article The Guide to Sherlock: Getting You Up To Speed For the New Season!

By Andrew Bridgman / January 14, 2014

Filed Under   TV   guides   sherlock

Article Toplist Results: The 25 Worst Pokemon of All-Time

By Andrew Bridgman / January 20, 2014

Toplist Results: The 25 Worst Pokemon of AllTime

After deciding the best Pokemon of all-time, we decided to find out which Pokemon were the worst - and over 500,000 votes later, you told us. Hint: you guys sure don't like cocoons. These are the 25 worst Pokemon of all-time.

Filed Under   pokemon   results

Article Mass Effect Commander Shepards Are Terrifying

By Andrew Bridgman / January 29, 2014



Commander Shepard is Terrifying


Filed Under   glitch   wtf   mass effect   commander shepard   gifs   internerd

Article Mark Zuckerberg Explains Why Facebook ACTUALLY Bought the Oculus Rift

By Andrew Bridgman / March 25, 2014
Mark Zuckerberg Explains Why Facebook Bought the Oculus Rift

Filed Under   facebook   oculus rift   open letter

Article Console Review: The Xbox One

By Andrew Bridgman / November 22, 2013

Filed Under   reviews   xbox one   dorkly review

Article If Convention-Goers Had 'Game of Thrones' House Sigils

By Staff / March 29, 2014
If ConventionGoers Had Game of Thrones House Sigils

Article Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Pokemon of All-Time

By Staff / December 19, 2013

  Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Pokemon of AllTime

First, with millions and millions of votes, you picked the top 15 Pokemon from all six generations:

And from those 90 Pokemon, you whittled it down to the top 25 after over 2.2 million votes (see the full results here). But because we've already described every one of these Pokemon, we thought we would give you a little haiku to go along with each one (because, c'mon, you're just here for the results anyways). So here they are, once and for all, never to be disputed, after a fair democratic voting process - the 25 greatest Pokemon of all-time:

Filed Under   pokemon   results