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Article 6 Mobile Game Pick-Up Lines

By Andrew Bridgman / February 10, 2014

6 Mobile Game PickUp Lines

 

6 Mobile Game PickUp Lines

Filed Under   pickup lines   love   mobile gaming   flappy bird

Article 6 GIFs of "NOPE" Moments in Games

By Jared Bronen / August 14, 2013

Resident Evil

Maybe they should have sent more than one guy to rescue the president's daughter.

Filed Under   gifs   internerd   nope

Article Quiz: Which Buzzfeed Quiz Are You?

By Andrew Bridgman and Tony Wilson / February 25, 2014

Quiz: Which Buzzfeed Quiz Are You

 

 

 

1. Which quiz best describes your personality?

Quiz: Which Buzzfeed Quiz Are You

 

Quiz: Which Buzzfeed Quiz Are You

 

Quiz: Which Buzzfeed Quiz Are You

 

Quiz: Which Buzzfeed Quiz Are You

 

Filed Under   quiz   buzzfeed

Article Twitter Cannot Handle the Human Torch Casting

By Andrew Bridgman / February 20, 2014
  Twitter Cannot Handle the Human Torch Casting

Twitter Cannot Handle the Human Torch Casting

Article Fictional Grand Theft Auto Games

By Andrew Bridgman / September 17, 2013

Filed Under   grand theft auto   parody   gta   covers   internerd

Article Hideo Kojima Explains The Controversial New Metal Gear Solid Character

By Andrew Bridgman / September 6, 2013

Since the character of Quiet (pictured above), a mute sniper who will assist you in Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, was revealed, there has been controversy over her sexualized depiction: despite being a sniper in Afghanistan, Quiet wears little more than a skimpy bikini top and torn fishnet stockings. Hideo Kojima, creator and lead developer of the Metal Gear Solid series, addressed the controversy today on Twitter.

But what IS this "secret reason" that will make us feel "ashamed of [our] words & deeds"? No one is quite certain yet except Hideo Kojima. Thankfully, Mr. Kojima sent this response to our queries, which helps clarify a few things.

Article The Top 10 Games of the Year

By Andrew Bridgman / December 27, 2013

 The Top 10 Games of the Year

2013 was an incredible year for games - but which ones were the best of the best? Our dedicated staff have played ALL of the games - and we've narrowed down this year's huge array of games down to 10. We'll tell you what we loved about each one, what we didn't like, and how each one ranks overall. Ladies and gentlemen - these are the top 10 games of the year...

Filed Under   games   best of   2013

Article How To Purchase 'Bravely Default' (As a Socially-Awkward Adult)

By Andrew Bridgman / February 14, 2014

Are you a socially-anxious, overly-neurotic, deeply self-critical individual? If you are, you occasionally run into potentially embarrassing situations that you overthink even though they're likely completely irrelevant and you have no reason to be embarrassed. One of these situations might be buying a videogame with a weird cover. Like, oh I dunno, Bravely Default.

 

How To Purchase A Game With An Embarrassing Cover

 

The game looked great (and it IS great) - but the problem is, I really, REALLY didn't want to go to an employee at Best Buy or GameStop and buy a game that featured some kind of creepy "sexy teenage butterfly." This is not a "cool thing" for a grown adult to be buying in a public setting. However, I wanted a physical copy AND I wanted it immediately, so that took downloading and Amazon off the table.

 

Luckily, this gave me an excuse to come up with different methods for getting the game, embarrassment-free!

 


 

 

1. Pretend You're An Exasperated, Confused Parent

  How To Purchase A Game With An Embarrassing Cover

Go To Line: "I'm looking for a game my son wanted. Bravery My Fault or something? For the 3D Gameboy?"

Filed Under   guide   bravely default

Article 8 First Generation Pokemon Dumber Than Anything That Came After

By Andrew Bridgman / July 16, 2013
8 First Generation Pokemon Dumber Than Anything That Came After

There's always a lot of grumbling whenever a new generation of Pokemon games come out – primarily that Nintendo is scraping the bottom of the PokeWell and coming out with ridiculously stupid designs for Pokemon, like ice cream cones and ghost swords. But the truth is that Nintendo has always included incredibly dumb Pokemon designs (with some even dumber names), ever since the very beginning. Here are 8 first generation Pokemon that are dumber than anything that came after.

8. Porygon

8 First Generation Pokemon Dumber Than Anything That Came After

Pitch: "Hey, you know what's crazy? Computers. What about a computer program Pokemon? Yeah, sure it can exist in the real world, even though it's explicitly made of virtual polygons."

Porygon's an incredibly dumb idea for a Pokemon. It's literally made of programming code, but it somehow interacts with the physical world. In other words, it makes no sense at all and Nintendo just thought it would be neat to have some kind of Pokemon to take advantage of the "computer" fad that was sweeping the world.

How Lazy Is The Name: It's like Polygon, but we replaced the L with an R for some reason. Possibly to sound like an incredibly racist impression of a Japanese person? We can only hope.

Filed Under   pokemon

Article 8 Videogame "SOON" Moments

By Jared Bronen / August 30, 2013

"I'll make you proud, dad. I'll make you so proud."

Filed Under   zelda   pokemon   katamari damacy   soon