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Article 4 Theories Of What Diglett Really Looks Like Underground

By Chloe Cole / January 10, 2014

4 Theories Of What Diglett Really Looks Like Underground

Since the dawn of man (or since Pokemon Red & Blue was released, either way), we have looked to the stars and wondered one question: what the heck is going on with the lower part of Diglett and Dugtrio's body? Like, we can see the part that sticks out of the  ground, but not the bottom part. Luckily, artists across the internet have put up hypothesis after hypothesis to explain the greatest mystery of our time:

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Article The 10 Greatest Legend of Zelda Games In History

By Andrew Bridgman / May 17, 2013
The 10 Greatest Legend of Zelda Games In History

The Legend of Zelda is one of the greatest series in videogame history, with nearly every game being a classic in its own right. So, mostly just to get the internet really upset about something, we asked you to vote for your favorite Zelda game of all time. And after nearly 200,000 votes (you can see the full results here), you (well, a bunch of people who voted, which may or may not include you) have decided the top 10 games in the Legend of Zelda series, which has done pretty well for a series starring a kid who never speaks and doesn't even have his name in the title. So take a break from trying to figure out how the new Link to the Past game will affect the Zelda Timeline and read about the top 10 Zelda games of all-time.

10. The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap

The 10 Best Legend of Zelda Games In History

Somewhat narrowly beating out the Oracle games (also developed by Capcom), comes the Honey, I Shrunk the Link entry of the Zelda series, The Minish Cap. The basic twist of the game was Link could put on a hat that turned him into an ant-sized hero as he went around searching for medallion halves and doing somersaults as he rolled around Hyrule.

The game is notable for being the first entirely new Zelda game produced for the Game Boy Advance, and one of the few Zelda games to be developed by someone other than Nintendo. Other than that, The Minish Cap is mostly just a colorful and well-made entry in the Zelda series with some solid puzzle-solving, although a Rick Moranis cameo would have been totally welcome.

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Article Toplist Results: The 15 Greatest Generation I Pokemon

By Andrew Bridgman / October 29, 2013

  Toplist Results: The 15 Greatest Generation I Pokemon

Internet, you did it - after over 2 million votes (and some passionate commenting), you ranked all 151 of the original generation 1 Pokemon. Some of the results were surprising, some were not - apparently no one likes poor Weedle or Kakuna, Moltres is the least popular legendary, and Magikarp is way more popular than Victreebell. But most importantly, your votes helped us whittle the original Pokedex down to the greatest 15. Here they are...

 

15. Snorlax

  Toplist Results: The 15 Greatest Generation I Pokemon

The Pokemon with the least healthy Body Mass Index is also one of your favorites, just barely edging out Venusaur to make this list. Was it his ability to block the normal flow of traffic? The fact that he would have literally slept forever if you didn't wake him up with a flute? Basically, Snorlax is what we all aspire for: sleep and eat all the time, and getting to take naps in the middle of busy intersections without suffering any consequence (except being captured by an overenthusiastic child).

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Article Were Sory, But Your Bannd From Xbocks Live :(

By Andrew Bridgman / April 11, 2014

I think my Xbox just won Battle of the Bands?

xbox

via Luddy420

 

Well, thanks for being so forthcoming, mark from microsoft.

xbox

via ButterySax

Filed Under   gamers   xbox live   xbox   wtf   messages

Article New Gaming Slang

By Andrew Bridgman / August 13, 2013

Pwn? Noob? Leet? These terms are outdated and, frankly, a little childish-sounding. We associate them with the worst of gamers: the hyperbolically-angry, loud, anti-social, shut-in gamers of the world. It's time to retire these old terms and replace them with some new ones that would be more in line with the world today. Here are our suggestions for what terms could replace the old slang.

1. n00b

What We Should Replace It With: Pichu

Pichu is an example of a terrible idea someone at Pokemon had – to add worse, weaker pre-evolutions of existing Pokemon. Imagine being a Pokemon designer, looking at something like Pikachu or Jynx, and saying "Nah, we need this but worse." Pichu is probably the most well-known of these horrible ideas, so let's start calling unreasonably bad players Pichu. Because Pichu sucks.

Example: "Did he seriously just try to no scope that sniper? What a Pichu."

2. pwn'd

What We Should Replace It With: Dwayne Johnson'd

Listen – you could say you "rocked" someone, as in destroying them in a showy manner. But we don't say "rock" anymore – we say "Dwayne Johnson." Look at the credits for Fast & Furious 6. Welcome to the 21st century.

Example: "30 kills, no deaths. I totally Dwayne Johnson'd you Pichus that game."

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Article 20 Utterly Disturbing Real World Pikachus

By Staff / November 18, 2013

Filed Under   pikachu   creepy   wtf   pokemon

Article 8 Fallout PSAs

By Julia Lepetit and Andrew Bridgman / August 19, 2013

Filed Under   fallout   psa

Article King of the Hill + Anime = The Best

By Chloe Cole / February 28, 2014

 Imagine Hank saying "kawaii." You're welcome.

 

 

King of the Hill and Anime

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Article Most WTF Harry Potter Fan Fiction Titles

By Chloe Cole / February 19, 2014

After J.K. Rowling validated Harmony (Harry/Hermione) fans' deepest desires, it now feels like anything is possible in the Harry Potter fandom. Harry and Draco are totally in love, right? And Harry and Dobby, too. Until J.K. Rowling confirms these ships, enjoy these disturbing fan fiction titles! 

 

Incubus

by BlakeMD

"How will our young hero deal with an entire year at Hogwarts when he has to have sex at least once a day just to survive?!"

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He'll survive. Probably.

Filed Under   wtf   harry potter   fan fiction

Article Gamebook: Superman and Batman Team Up

By Andrew Bridgman / July 24, 2013

Filed Under   batman   gamebook   superman