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Article The 6 Most Popular Professors on Rate My Pokemon

By Andy Kluthe / November 20, 2013

Filed Under   internet   pokemon   professors

Article Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

By Staff / December 31, 2013

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013


After nearly 1 million votes, you (the internet) have decided the 25 best games of 2013. And here they are (along with a few vaguely appropriate haikus):


 25. The Wolf Among Us

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

Super weird and loose

adaptation of Teen Wolf.

Still pretty good, though.



24. Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

Toplist Results: The 25 Greatest Videogames of 2013

Bang bang bang slice pew!

Bang bang zap pew pew slice bang!

Stealth games can suck it.

Article Flowchart: Would You Unsurvive the Zombie Apocalypse?

By Julia Lepetit and Andrew Bridgman / October 15, 2013
Flowchart: Would You Unsurvive the Zombie Apocalypse

Filed Under   zombies   flowchart

Article Honest Amnesia Warning Screen

By Jared Bronen / September 11, 2013

Filed Under   amnesia   amnesia the dark descent

Article Stages of Grief (For Losing a Save File)

By Ryan Creamer / November 22, 2013


Stages of Grief For Losing a Save File

Whew. Finally some free time. But more specifically, Chrono Trigger time. Let's do this. Let's finally take down Lavos and restor.......uh. Hmmm. That's weird.

What's going on with the menu screen? The save file menu... Where's my name? Or my brother's? Or (the game's random previous owner) Dan's? ...Well, it couldn't have just disappeared. Save files don't just disappear - it's not like they're "my dad" or something. Maybe it's just a little dirty! Nothing that can be fixed with a little ol' fashioned mouth-to-game resuscitation!

Alright now it should be good. Ok, so far so good, that gold pendulum thing is rocking back and forth and the start screen looks normal and now I'll just press start reeeal delicately this time and -

Filed Under   chrono trigger   grief

Article 'Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.': Starring All Your Marvel Favorites!

By Andrew Bridgman / September 25, 2013

 Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. promises to be a fantastic new piece of the Marvel movie universe - it'll be like another Avengers film every single week! How they managed to pull this off on a TV budget, we'll never know. All we know is that we can't wait to see all kinds of Marvel heroes stop by every week! Here's a preview of some of the guest stars we're most excited for:


Iron Man

Agents of SHIELD: Starring All Your Marvel Favorites


Agents of SHIELD: Starring All Your Marvel Favorites

Filed Under   marvel   avengers   agents of shield

Article Pixar Announces THE INCREDIBLES 2 (andalsocars3)

By Andrew Bridgman / March 19, 2014
Pixar Announces THE INCREDIBLES 2 andalsocars3

Article The Depressing Inner Monologues of Mario Enemies

By Andrew Bridgman / November 19, 2013

The Inner Monologues of Mario Enemies 


The Inner Monologues of Mario Enemies

My entire existence is predicated upon the fact that I will one day explode. It is the reason I was created, and the reason I live - so that I will die, hopefully taking another's life with me. Unlike others, my being is made for killing, not living. I am nothing but a weapon - and not even a decent weapon, rarely able to do more than shrink my opponent. If I were to take my own life, I would be doing the world a great favor - for no one else would need to fear harm due to my presence.

The Inner Monologues of Mario Enemies

Not all who rest on clouds live in Heaven - I am a shining testament to this. As others shuffle below me, bound to the Earth, I fly above them in the skies - hurling my children to the ground which I so fear. Hurling my innocent, confused children towards an enemy who has given me no reason to hate him so. Watching in horror as my precious offspring walk into pits, as they have no reason to understand the dangers of the ground that they have found themselves upon. I am more executioner than father.

Filed Under   birdo   mario   lakitu   bob-omb   bullet bill   thwomp   dry bones

Article Well, Twitch Is Playing ANOTHER Pokemon Game

By Andrew Bridgman / March 2, 2014

Twitch Plays Pokemon: Gold Version

Those maniacs at Twitch Plays Pokemon - not content with their original experiment, which lasted about 400 consecutive hours - have begun a game of Pokemon Crystal. For people invested in this (which includes: people with the willpower and patience to actually participate in this, and exhausted internet writers who would like to not be doing this on a Sunday morning) this feels a little soon - it started a mere 24 hours after the completion of Pokemon Red. But the game is afoot, so GET YOUR ENGINES REVVED FOR SLOW, CHAOTIC PROGRESS!

Filed Under   pokemon   twitch plays pokemon

Article These Movies are NOT Games

By Staff / September 11, 2013


Is It A Game?



Bet you thought this would be a game, because Super Mario Bros. is usually a game? Well, you're wrong. This AIN'T no game. Which is a double-negative, meaning this IS a game, technically. But actually, it isn't a game: it's a movie. That's why you're able to watch it in theaters or on your TV and not play it using a videogame console.

Filed Under   movies