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Article Well, These Videogame Consoles All Look Legit

By Staff / April 17, 2014

Step 1: Pick the worst movie of the year

Step 2: Forget how to spell "Batman"

Step 3: Re-evaluate your life choices

 

Well, These Videogame Products All Look Legit

 

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If you're gonna knock off a console, maybe at least choose one of the successful ones.

 

Well, These Videogame Products All Look Legit

 

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Article Were Sory, But Your Bannd From Xbocks Live :(

By Andrew Bridgman / April 11, 2014

I think my Xbox just won Battle of the Bands?

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Well, thanks for being so forthcoming, mark from microsoft.

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Filed Under   gamers   xbox live   xbox   wtf   messages

Article Japan Is Making An Episode of 'Adventure Time'

By Staff / via Vulture / April 21, 2014

Japan Is Making An Episode of Adventure Time

Anime director Masaaki Yuasa (The Tatami Galaxy, Kaiba) will be making an episode of Adventure Time for the upcoming sixth season - and they've already released a clip from the episode. Naturally, it's extremely weird - although Adventure Time is already a pretty weird show on its own before an outsider who primarily works in anime takes over.

Article 5 Reasons The Non-Superpowered Superhero Thing Is Bullshit

By Jason Iannone / April 18, 2014

Some of our most popular superheroes aren't super at all: they weren't born with special powers, never gained powers via some freak accident, and must rely completely on ingenuity and hard work to succeed. They're just like us!

Except...they absolutely aren't. The "superhero without superpowers" deal sounds nice, until you realize that every single one of them is naturally leveled up to the point where they become superpowered by default. No actual human could possess or accomplish what these people do, so the implication that these people are powerless, yet still super somehow, is pure bullshit.

So what amazing powers does your favorite non-powered hero possess? 100% of the time, they'll boast one or more of the following ...

 

1. Endless, Obscene Wealth

 

5 Reasons The NonSuperpowered Superhero Thing Is Bullshit

 

It's generally accepted that non-powered heroes need oodles of cash to make their violent hobby work. But even the richest of the rich have limits to their wealth; only about a hundred people on Earth have more than $10 billion in the piggy bank, after all. If anyone else were to spend money recklessly on some super-secret hero lifestyle, they'd be broke before they knew it. Even the super-rich would have trouble balancing their checkbook after a while, and once they start having to gather dimes to buy a Big Mac, they'd probably reconsider blowing another $15,000,000 on a camouflaging fighter jet.

But people like Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark do not have this problem. Not only are they ludicrously rich, but they stay ludicrously rich, and actually get ludicrously richer despite blowing untold amounts of cash on everything-proof armor, vehicles more powerful than every military tank on the planet combined, elaborate hideaways that are more difficult to access than Disney's Club 33, high-tech weapons, computers that can do literally anything, and sky-high medical bills.

Are they ever even hurting for money one teensy tiny bit? Of course not! Their businesses never fail (and if they do, they quickly come bck and their fortunes remain as mysteriously limitless as ever.) They have the power to piss money away and, as anyone who has struggled to keep the lights on or put food on the table can tell you, that might be the greatest superpower of all.

Filed Under   batman   iron man   superheroes   powers   green arrow

Article What 'Game of Thrones' Actors Looked Like In Their Younger Days

By Staff / April 14, 2014

 

Young Tywin Lannister (in Pascali's Island)

Game of Thrones Actors In the Wayback Machine

Yep, that's Lannister patriarch Charles Dance - in total young stud mode - hanging out with young Helen Mirren. Old people! They used to be young!

 

Young Ned Stark (in The Bill)

Game of Thrones Actors In the Wayback Machine  

Old age is coming.

 

Article This Is What's Been Going On in the Miiverse

By Staff / April 15, 2014

It's time for us all to accept the facts about Sonic, a fictional videogame character

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DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF MERCY??

Terrible Miiverse Posts

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Filed Under   wtf   wii u   miiverse

Article Incredibly Satisfying Pokemon GIFs

By Staff / April 16, 2014

  

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Incredibly Satisfying Pokemon GIFs

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Filed Under   pokemon   gifs   internerd   satisfying

Article The Best of Pokemon Evolution GIFs

By Staff / April 3, 2014

Pokemon Evolution GIFs

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Pokemon Evolution GIFs

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Filed Under   pokemon   evolution   gifs   internerd

Article Mark Zuckerberg Explains Why Facebook ACTUALLY Bought the Oculus Rift

By Andrew Bridgman / March 25, 2014
Mark Zuckerberg Explains Why Facebook Bought the Oculus Rift

Filed Under   facebook   oculus rift   open letter

Article If Convention-Goers Had 'Game of Thrones' House Sigils

By Staff / March 29, 2014
If ConventionGoers Had Game of Thrones House Sigils