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When I was 12, I was really into Pokemon cards. I was at the store with my grandmother buying some booster packs when I decided to open a few of them to see what I got. After sifting through the "padding" cards that I already had a dozen copies of, I stumbled across a holographic Raichu. While I was examining it, another boy who was browsing the cards approached me and pulled a massive wad of cash out of his pocket. He then asked me; "how much do you want?" I told him my cards weren't for sale. He then offered me $200 for the Raichu card. I was just about to sell it to him when my grandmotherappeared and broke up the transaction. It's been ten years now and I still haven't found anyone willing to pay more than $20 for the card.-Andrew H.
So, I was in my chem lab last semester, and it was really quiet, so you could basically hear what other people were doing/saying etc. And right when it hits one of those awkward 10-15 second simultaneous silences, this guy starts whistling the "Epona Song" from Ocarina of Time. I thought it was awesome so trying to be cool and connect, I yelled "I'll never let you leave this ranch!" and smiled waiting for all the high fives for my awesomeness. They never came. Not even from the guy who was whistling.-M.A.S.
Let me start by saying I am a month away from turning 25. I am 6 foot, 200 lbs, in pretty solid shape from working construction as a side job, have a bushy beard and a decent collection of scars and tattoos. I only drink bourbon, Irish whiskey and dark beer when I go out, routinely wear a viking helmet, and rebuilt an engine the day after getting out of the hospital when my appendix burst. With that said, last night I woke up after having a dream where Shepard died at the end of ME3. (Kamikazied the Normandy into the Reaper "General"). I am not ashamed to say this, but for the first time since fourth grade I cried like a little girl
a little girl in pig tails. -Stafferty the Ginger Barbarian