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Article The 5 Most Embarrassing Moments in Batman Comic History

By Tristan Cooper / October 25, 2013

  The 5 Most Embarrassing Moments in Batman Comic History

One of the best parts about Batman is also his greatest weakness: he's only human, and therefore susceptible to looking as stupid and idiotic as the rest of us. Most people are all too familiar with his brush with bat-nipples and his shark-repellant phase. His deepest and darkest secrets, however, are buried deep within his comics origins. Below are five truly embarrassing moments from a man who is not afraid to wear underwear over his pants.


5. The Caped Crusader Croons Christmas Carols with Cops

Batmans 5 Most Embarrassing Moments

Batman's true religion is justice, which never takes a holiday. But stalking the streets 365 days a year means that, at some point, tinsel and holly will briefly impede crime fighting before they are used as improvisational restraints following righteous beatings. Christmas typically brings  Mr. Freeze or some gimmicky dickweed like Calendar Man out of the woodwork, going balls-out in hopes of destroying the pagan tradition turned-Christian holiday turned-annual Walmart sacrificial stampede ritual. In Batman #219, the GCPD somehow convinces the world's greatest detective to blow off his endless neighborhood watch and belt out a few ballads. They sing for a while, and for a brief moment Batman believes that Christmas is something else other than a reminder that his dead parents aren't getting him any presents. Just when the yuletide couldn't get any cheerier, our hero has a shocking realization...

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Article 5 Alternate Versions of Batman That Would Make Amazing Games

By Miklós Takács / February 24, 2014

5 Alternate Versions of Batman That Would Make Amazing Games

Miraculously, we live in an age where there are good Batman games (the Arkham series, in case you're the only person in the world super into Batman Forever ROMs). It took so long to get to the point where a regular Batman game could be good, we really didn't have time to consider the idea of making some of the weird alternate-Batman versions into amazing videogames as well. But now that the original Dark Knight's business has been settled, what other versions of Gotham's protector could use a next-gen franchise of their own? Here are the 5 that could be incredible.


1. Bizarro-Batman

The Character: Bizarro World is a strange, cube-shaped planet where everything is the exact opposite of what it is in our world. It's mostly known for Bizarro-Superman (or simply Bizarro), but he is far from the only interesting character from that twisted mirror of a world. Bizarro-Batman (aka The World's Worst Detective) is a moronic buffoon who has to solve cases and fight crime despite having less IQ than teeth.  His Futility Belt houses such useless stuff as chewed bubblegum and cigarette butts. A true underdog, he has to maintain peace and put a stop to the schemes of Bizarro-Joker, who, in a cruel twist of fate, is the only sane person in their world.

5 Alternate Versions of Batman That Would Make Amazing Games 

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Article The Best Nerdy Costumes of Halloween 2013

By Staff / November 1, 2013



  The Best Costumes of 2013

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Article Stupid Game of Thrones Characters

August 29, 2011

If you're a fan of Game of Thrones, you're undoubtedly familiar with the Stupid Ned Stark meme. Hilarious as it is, the other idiots get off scot-free. Let's fix that. (WARNING: SPOILERS)

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Article 10 Tumblr Coincidences That Prove Fate Exists

By Staff / February 27, 2014
Geeky Tumblr Coincidences

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Article The Most Upsetting Shrek and Shadow Fan Art On the Internet

By Chloe Cole / January 10, 2014
The Most Upsetting Shrek and Shadow Fan Art

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Article 45 Examples of Realistic Videogame Characters

By Staff / November 8, 2013
40 Examples of Realistic Videogame Characters

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Article Lex Luthor and Mark Zuckerberg Are Pretty Much the Same Person

By Andrew Bridgman / January 31, 2014

It was just announced that Jesse Eisenberg - best known for portraying Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Network - has been cast as Lex Luthor in the upcoming Batman vs. Superman film. This casting could not be better - since Mark Zuckerberg and Lex Luthor are already pretty much the same person.


Lex Luthor and Mark Zuckerberg Are Pretty Much the Same Person




Lex Luthor and Mark Zuckerberg Are Pretty Much the Same Person

Article Mass Effect Relationship Troubles

January 14, 2011

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Article Things Worth Less Than What Grand Theft Auto V Made In One Day

By Andrew Bridgman / September 20, 2013

Filed Under   money   infographic   gta v   grand theft auto v