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Article 25 More of the Best Pokemon Fusions

By Andrew Bridgman / December 20, 2013

It seems silly - two Pokemon from different species can breed together, but their offspring is just a baby version of one parent's species. Wouldn't it be great to bring fictional genetics into the equation and have the babies be a combination of each parent's insane genetic makeup? The good folks at Pokemon Fusion came through with a way to see what combinations of each species would look like. We showed you 25 incredible examples of this incredible concept, then 25 more - now we're bringing the total to 75:

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Article The Most Incredible Fan Art from Twitch Plays Pokemon

By Chloe Cole / March 2, 2014

In the early hours of March 1st, 2014, Twitch Plays Pokemon came to an end. The thousands upon thousands of players had - over the course of nearly 400 hours - completed a single game of Pokemon. In the process, memes and religions and lore were birthed - and from that, fan art. So much fan art. So much incredible, brilliant fan art, all based around one of the weirdest and most compelling pieces of internet phenomena in recent memory (click here for a complete guide to the Generation 1 Twitch Plays Pokemon)

And we would like to remember the brilliant fan art created by sharing some of the best examples with you now. Enjoy!

 

The Most Beautiful Fan Art from Twitch Plays Pokemon

via TsaoShin

 

The Most Beautiful, Bewitching Twitchplays Pokemon Fan Art

via wolframclaws

 

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Article 8 Lines That Would Have Ended The Lord of the Rings Real Fast

By Andrew Bridgman / December 17, 2012

8 Lines That Would Have Ended The Lord of the Rings Real Fast - Image 1

8 Lines That Would Have Ended The Lord of the Rings Real Fast - Image 1
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Article Why the Nipple-Suits in 'Batman & Robin' Were Actually Brilliant

By Andrew Bridgman / March 25, 2014

   The True Reason For the NippleSuits in Batman Robin

  1. Bruce

    Yo, Alfred! Check out the redesigned suit!

  2. [Bruce shows off his new Batsuit]
  3. Alfred

    Oh. Ohhhhhh my.

  4. Bruce

    Yeah, ya like it?

  5. Alfred

    Uh. Well....it's definitely, uh, interesting.

  6. Bruce

    Hey Alfred - eyes up here.

  7. Alfred

    Sorry sir - it's just...your nipples.

  8. Bruce

    My BAT-nipples?

  9. Alfred

    Yes, Master Wayne. Your Bat-nipples.

  10. Bruce

    You're wondering about the 'em, aren't you?

  11. Alfred

    I'm afraid so, Master Wayne.

  12. Bruce

    As in, why I would bother putting Bat-nipples on my Batsuit?

  13. Alfred

    Indeed. I just don't underst-

  14. Bruce

    Yo, Alfred, what'd I say? Eyes up here.

  15. Alfred

    Sorry again, sir, you're just blasting those Bat-nips pretty hard. It's difficult to not look at them.

  16. Bruce

    Precisely.

Article 7 Game of Thrones Pickup Lines

By Staff / September 23, 2011


Filed Under   pickup lines   game of thrones

Article 12 Confusing and Angry Xbox Live Messages

By Staff / November 13, 2013

With this console generation coming to a close, it's important to remember the great things about it: the incredible games, the innovations, and the horrible population of Xbox Live sending angry, insulting, barely comprehensible messages.

 

Most Creative Xbox Live Private Messages

I can see why this gentleman has a 5 star reputation.

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Article Quiz: Which 'Pong' Character Are You?

By Andrew Bridgman / January 28, 2014

  Quiz: Which Pong Character Are You

The distinct and unique characters of Pong are truly the perfect avatars upon which to reflect our essential and most inherent humanity. Also - Don't forget to SHARE your results with your social networks!

 

 Quiz: Which Pong Character Are You

1. What's your ideal date night?

  

a. Preventing a ball from leaving off of the left side of the screen
b. Preventing a ball from leaving off of the right side of the screen

 

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Article The 10 Most Absurdly Powerful Pokemon In Existence

By Andrew Bridgman / September 25, 2013

  10 of the Most Absurdly Powerful Creatures in the Pokemon World

The most incredible thing about Pokemon (beyond how many Pokemon articles the internet will tolerate) is that, somehow, humanity has enslaved them. These are super-powered animals that should have easily conquered this planet of puny homo sapiens long ago. Yet for whatever reason, they listen to our commands without question and battle each other for our own amusement. But a few of them have no excuse - they're described as so insanely powerful, it's incredible that they haven't risen up and smashed us into oblivion. These are the 10 Pokemon that are too ridiculously-strong for their (and our) own good.

 

10. Magcargo

10 of the Most Absurdly Powerful Creatures in the Pokemon World

Magcargo's body temperature is approximately 18,000 degrees F. Water is vaporized on contact. If this Pokémon is caught in the rain, the raindrops instantly turn into steam, cloaking the area in a thick fog. (Sapphire)


Okay - the surface of the sun is approximately 10,000 degrees F. Which means (*adjusts tie*) MAGCARGO IS NEARLY TWICE AS HOT AS THE SUN. You know that Smashmouth song, "Might As Well Be Walkin' On The Sun?" That's more realistic than being anywhere near Magcargo, since this lava slug thing is literally ALMOST TWICE AS HOT AS THE FREAKIN SUN. SOL, THE CENTER OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM, IS PRETTY DAMN CHILLY COMPARED TO THIS SINGLE INDIVIDUAL POKEMON.

Although, just to test it out, we should probably send the members of Smashmouth to confirm.

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Article IT HAPPENED: Twitch Beat Pokemon (In Under 400 Hours!)

By Andrew Bridgman / February 28, 2014

Filed Under   pokemon   twitch plays pokemon

Article Flowchart: Should You Pre-Order That Game?

By Staff / October 4, 2013
Flowchart: Should You PreOrder That Game

Filed Under   flowchart   preorders