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Article 10 Delightfully Creative Restaurant Tips

By Staff / April 9, 2014


Sean Bean leaves the best tips (since he knows he's about to die at any moment)

Creative Tips

via jaimeeallonsy


Memes leaking into real life is acceptable as long as there's money involved

Creative Tips

via rkeyes47

Filed Under   money   tips

Article The Conversation That Created The (Rebooted) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

By Andrew Bridgman / March 28, 2014


"Heroes are not born - they're created."

-William Fichtner (the guy from Prison Break)


  1. Scientist

    Uh, sir?

  2. William Fichtner (from Prison Break)

    Johnson, stop asking questions - get back to making those heroes!

  3. Scientist

    Yeah, about SURE these are the heroes you wanna create?

  4. William Fichtner (from Prison Break)

    Uh, YEAH. Crime is running rampant and Megan Fox is the city's top journalist. Things are bad and we need laboratory-created heroes ASAP.

  5. Scientist

    Well, if we're MAKING heroes, couldn't we make...something else? Like, pretty much anything else other than THIS.



Article 7 Videogame Cocktail Recipes From The Drunken Moogle

November 16, 2010

See more videogame recipes at The Drunken Moogle. And submit your own drink recipe to the Dorkly Facebook page for consideration!

Metroid (Metroid Cocktail)
Ingredients:1/2 shot Bacardi Big Apple Rum1/2 shot Coconut Rum1/2 glass Kiwi Strawberry Minute Maid (or Kool-Aid)A little less than 1/2 a glass Sprite3 Strawberries

Directions: Shake the two rums and Kiwi Strawberry Minute Maid and pour into a lowball glass. Add the Sprite for a bit of flavor and carbonation. Drop in three strawberries as a garnish. If you choose, you can use your ice beam freezer to cool the alcohol before you make the drink.

Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog shot)

Ingredients:1 part grenadine2 parts Menthomint Schnapps4 parts Blue Curacao

Directions: Pour in the grenadine first. Then layer the Mentholmint schnapps and Blue Curacao on top, in that order. Take it down faster than the Blue Blur himself.

Filed Under   metroid   pokemon

Article Gamebook: "Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back" as Told Through a Facebook Thread

December 10, 2010

Filed Under   star wars   gamebook

Article Weird Sexual Innuendos In Zelda Games

By Andrew Bridgman / March 12, 2014

Weird Sexual Innuendo In Zelda Games

via Kanji Games 

Filed Under   sex   zelda   wtf   innuendo

Article Satoru Iwata Explains the Nintendo 2DS

By Andrew Bridgman / August 30, 2013

Filed Under   nintendo   3ds   satoru iwata   2ds

Article How Space Jam 2 Was Pitched

By Andrew Bridgman / February 22, 2014

  How Space Jam 2 Was Pitched

  1. Executive #1

    Dammit! We need a new hit blockbuster right away! Get me the greatest development guy in the business!

  2. Executive #2

    Uh, okay, but who exactly is tha-

  3. (11 Year Old Me enters, looking cool as hell with his frosted tips and his AND1 t-shirt)
  4. Executive #1

    11 Year Old Andrew! What movie should we make?

  5. 11 Year Old Me


  6. (11 Year Old Me throws down his best Pog slammer in celebration)

Filed Under   conversations   space jam   space jam 2

Article 10 Console Pick-up Lines

October 29, 2010

Article New Videogame Phrases and Idioms For Everyday Life

By Julia Lepetit and Andrew Bridgman / February 18, 2014

New Videogame Phrases and Idioms For Everyday Life



New Videogame Phrases and Idioms For Everyday Life

Filed Under   halo   fallout   pokemon   idioms   mass effect   steam

Article The 6 Types of Pokemon Namers

By Henry Alexander / March 15, 2011

1. The Defaulter

Battle Quote: "Blitzle is a perfectly respectable name."
Examples: Oshawott, Patrat, Lillipup
Synopsis: You don't work for Nintendo. Why should it be your job to name their army of made-up monsters? You're too busy on your quest to catch them all. Besides, you want to be able to talk shop with your Pokebros without wasting time trying to figure out which particular Pocket Monster everyone is talking about. Then again, maybe you're just lazy.

2. The Pro

Battle Quote: "I'll show Game Freak how real puns are made. In fact, you could say my skills are… pun-believable."
Examples: Zapidash, Piglit, Grassassin
Synopsis: You are a master of the written word, even if you haven't had time to sit down and write that novel yet. In the meantime, you prove your linguistic prowess with well-crafted Pokemon names. So what if you spend more time coming up with the perfect nickname than actually playing the game? It's totally worth it for that slight chuckle your friends emit when they first set eyes upon your Pigeru Miyamoinko.
Filed Under   pokemon   lists