On the Phone with Xbox Live Customer Support

Hello?

'Sup n00b?

Uh, nothing, I guess. I just wanted to cancel my XBOX Live –

GAAAYYYYYY

What? I…I just wanted to cancel my XBOX Live subscription…

QUITTING F*G

What? That's crazy offensive, man. Can I talk to your boss?

I dunno, can I talk to your MOM? Jay kay, don't want that. I'd rather bang her instead. OHHHHH!!!

…

Did you mute me, you cheapass n00b fag? I'm gonna pwn you so hard for that.

What the hell is going on?

YOU'RE BEING PWNED HARDER THAN I PWNED YOUR MOM, N00B. THAT'S WHAT'S UP.

Is that Limp Bizkit music playing in the background? Can I talk to someone else?

Veto veto veto veto veto

Please just put someone else on the phone.

Did you say you wanted someone else on the pwn?

I said "phone." And why do you sound like you're 9?

MAYBE YOU'RE HEARING MY NINE INCH DICK THAT YOU WANNA SUCK, HOMO.

…I don't even know what to say anymore.

Are you seriously quitting on trying to quit? GAYYYY GAYYYY GAYYYYY

This is insane and homophobic. I'll just find a way to cancel online.

Did you say you wanted your LIVE Avatar to be a fat bald naked guy jerkin' it?

What?! No! How are you even able to do that?

Uber-pwned!!!

You're insane. I'm done.

Well…maybe I'll try calling once more…hello? XBOX Live support?

PWNED!!!

You again?! Are you spawn-camping?

…maybe.

Psh. n00b.