On the Phone with Xbox Live Customer Support

January 10, 2011
  1. Me

    Hello?

  2. LIVE Support

    'Sup n00b?

  3. Me

    Uh, nothing, I guess. I just wanted to cancel my XBOX Live –

  4. LIVE Support

    GAAAYYYYYY

  5. Me

    What? I…I just wanted to cancel my XBOX Live subscription…

  6. LIVE Support

    QUITTING F*G

  7. Me

    What? That's crazy offensive, man. Can I talk to your boss?

  8. LIVE Support

    I dunno, can I talk to your MOM? Jay kay, don't want that. I'd rather bang her instead. OHHHHH!!!

  9. Me

  10. LIVE Support

    Did you mute me, you cheapass n00b fag? I'm gonna pwn you so hard for that.

  11. Me

    What the hell is going on?

  12. LIVE Support

    YOU'RE BEING PWNED HARDER THAN I PWNED YOUR MOM, N00B. THAT'S WHAT'S UP.

  13. Me

    Is that Limp Bizkit music playing in the background? Can I talk to someone else?

  14. LIVE Support

    Veto veto veto veto veto

  15. Me

    Please just put someone else on the phone.

  16. LIVE Support

    Did you say you wanted someone else on the pwn?

  17. Me

    I said "phone." And why do you sound like you're 9?

  18. LIVE Support

    MAYBE YOU'RE HEARING MY NINE INCH DICK THAT YOU WANNA SUCK, HOMO.

  19. Me

    …I don't even know what to say anymore.

  20. LIVE Support

    Are you seriously quitting on trying to quit? GAYYYY GAYYYY GAYYYYY

  21. Me

    This is insane and homophobic. I'll just find a way to cancel online.

  22. LIVE Support

    Did you say you wanted your LIVE Avatar to be a fat bald naked guy jerkin' it?

  23. Me

    What?! No! How are you even able to do that?

  24. LIVE Support

    Uber-pwned!!!

  25. Me

    You're insane. I'm done.

  26. Hangs up.

  27. Me

    Well…maybe I'll try calling once more…hello? XBOX Live support?

  28. LIVE Support

    PWNED!!!

  29. Me

    You again?! Are you spawn-camping?

  30. LIVE Support

    …maybe.

  31. Me

    Psh. n00b.

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