Plants vs. Zombies vs. Awesome

December 29, 2010
  1. Peashooter

    Ah, life. Fresh air, warm sunlight, and plenty of water, garden life is great.

  2. Repeater

    Bunker-up soldier, welcome to hell.

  3. Peashooter

    What are you talking about?

  4. Repeater

    You've just been planted into a battlefield.

  5. Peashooter

    A battlefield? But the sunflowers look like they're having such a great time.

  6. Repeater

    Their smiles are just for show. They have it rough.

  7. Sunflower

    BLARGH!! Oh God make it stop!

  8. Peashooter

    Did he just vomit sunshine?

  9. Sunflower

    Please, someone cut off my stalk. Tear me up. Do anything, just don't… oh no it's coming again! BLARGH!!

  10. Peashooter

    Can't someone help him?

  11. Repeater

    Would love to, but we need his sunshine.

  12. Peashooter

    For photosynthesis?

  13. Repeater

    You'd think so, but we actually use as currency to purchase biological weapons against the zombie onslaught. Oh great, here comes another rookie.

  14. Wall-nut

    Yeah! Frontline! Someone hand me my nut-shooter.

  15. Peashooter

    So we shoot seeds at the zombies?

  16. Repeater

    Yeah, well… not Wall-nut. He is more of a sacrificial plant.

  17. Wall-nut

    Sacrificial? Wait, come on guys. Hand me my weapon, this zombie is wicked close.

  18. Repeater

    Sorry buddy, take it like a champ!

  19. Wall-nut

    OH MY GOD! MY SHELL! I FEEL EVERYTHING!

  20. Repeater

    You're doing great! Keep it up!

  21. Wall-nut

    I DON'T HAVE ARMS TO PROTECT MYSELF!

  22. Sunflower

    BLARGH!! Kill me now!

  23. Peashooter

    This place is awful.

  24. Repeater

    What did I tell you? And that's not even the worst of it.

  25. Peashooter

    How could it get worse than this?

  26. Repeater

    Our weapon supplier has a mental disorder.

  27. Crazy Dave

    I'M CRAAAAAAAZY!

  28. Peashooter

    How can you tell?

  29. Repeater

    First of all, he's using garden plants as weapons against the zombie apocalypse. But the pot-helmet is a dead giveaway. Plus, he's always reaffirming that's he's crazy.

  30. Peashooter

    Why does he do that?

  31. Crazy Dave

    BECAUSE I'M CRAAAAAAAZY!

  32. Repeater

    Told ya.

  33. Peashooter

    So… we're all going to die.

  34. Repeater

    Pretty much.

  35. Crazy Dave

    Hold up little saplings, eventually the zombies will give up and we will all have a massive dance party!

  36. Repeater

  37. Peashooter

    Yeah, we're f—ked.

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