- Spyro
Alright, what's on our schedule today? Lots to do. I'm thinking crossover. Maybe a comic…
- Exec
Spyro, I…I don't know how to keep telling you. It's over. No one likes you.
- Spyro
What? I'm freaking Spyro. The Playstation mascot. Who is bigger than me?
- Exec
Well, uh, Mario, for starters.
- Spyro
Mario? The Plumber? Get out of here.
- Exec
He's really popular. Everyone loves plumbers.
- Spyro
You know what else is popular? Dragons. Dragons are popular.
- Exec
He has a giant lizard too. So cool…
- Spyro
I am a giant lizard. Who breathes fire. So I also have that going for me. The fire part.
- Exec
And get this: On occasion, he can even throw fireballs! Wow!
- Spyro
You're not serious.
- Exec
He's a tough act to follow: he's just so cool. Sometimes he plays tennis, drives box-karts, or even cleans things! That's how you get the youth vote.
- Spyro
I…I don't understand. Playstation has got Dreamcast running for the hills. We've got it made!
- Exec
Dreamcast? Are you from 2001?
- Spyro
I don't get it. As the face of Playstation-
- Exec
…
- Spyro
Well, I am the face of Playstation, right? And thus video games in general; playstation wins.
- Exec
Not really. Microsoft's Xbox-
- Spyro
Microsoft? Psht. Windows 2001 was awful.
- Exec
Okay, you're from 2001.
- Spyro
Look, if I'm not the face of Playstation, who is?
- Exec
Um, I'm not sure. The blu-ray player?
- Spyro
The what?
- Exec
Or it's Money. I think it's just money now.
