Pwn My Life: Issue #52

December 9, 2010

Ever had a moment so nerdy that you needed to tell the Internet about it? Read more nerd confessions at Collegehumor, and send your submissions to dorklypwnmylife at gmail.

This Valentine's Day, my girlfriend and I hung out in my parents' basement, watched anime and ate Wendy's. It was the best Valentine's Day I've ever had.-Jonathan

The other day I was playing Fallout 3 and came upon a room with an iron. I picked it up, not quite remembering what quest I needed an iron for, but I remembered needing an iron for some reason. After looking through my quest log, I realized it had nothing to do with Fallout and that I needed to iron my pants for work the next day-Brian

Around third grade, my brother and I would go to a weekly Pokemon day at a local park. All the kids would bring their cards and straight battle and trade for hours. Being young and foolish, I traded my rare Kabutops for a lame Chansey I thought was cool. After my brother realized what I had done, he talked some sense into me, pointing out that that Kabutops was my best card and Chansey was awful. I begged him to get my card back. He had to give up his prized Charizard in exchange. I'm a sophomore in high school now and I still have that Kabutops on my desk. I keep it there to remind me how much my brother loves me.-Anonymous

I frequently have to turn cheat when typing papers for class with length requirements. I decrease both the font size and margins, and manipulate the sentence spacing so that it will be short enough.-Anonymous

When I was in 6th grade, Pokemon was just starting to become big. One boy in my class decided he was a Pikachu. He would say nothing but "pikachu" and it's syllables. The teacher even accepted this eventually and began calling him Pikachu. After a month or so we all got used to his antics, until one day when he fell on the ground and had what we thought was a seizure. Everyone in the class started screaming until he stopped shaking, stood up, and at the top of his lungs exclaimed, "Raichu!"-Allen

I recently played an intense Zerg vs Zerg game of Starcraft 2 online. After one battle left me weak, a single unit walked in and suicided on my hatchery, destroying it. I was so mad that I slammed my mouse down on the desk, breaking the piece that held the battery in and the mouse itself. Enraged further, I hurled the piece of junk across the room. It shattered. Then I got up to get a new mouse and stepped on a jagged piece of plastic from the one I had just destroyed. I got a new mouse, hopped back to my computer and finished the game.-Ryan

Today they announced that one of my favorite astrophysicists is going to guest lecture for my astronomy class in two months. I got a half chubby when i heard this news.-Kyle

And the "I Don't Get Jokes" Award goes to:Vegeta called Krillin a "front-tailed saiyan" in the Krillin's Wish comic the other day. Krillin is human.-Grayson

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