Resident Safety

Run Leon! The zombies are coming!

Hold up, I'm gonna take these guys out.

Can't you shoot while running? The helicopter is coming!

Run and shoot? Are you joking?! Do you know how dangerous that is?

What?

Didn't Chris teach you anything? You have to shoot with a firm base.

But… zombies…

That's no excuse for ignoring proper technique.

Whatever, give me a hand moving this roadblock.

Sorry, need both hands for shooting.

It's a handgun…

Yep, got to make sure my shots are stabilized from the recoil. Don't want one of these slugs going rogue. Someone could get seriously hurt.

Yeah, the zombies.

Claire! I need to focus!

Fine, just toss me that gate key.

Sorry, I dropped it awhile back.

WHAT!?

I didn't have room in my inventory.

What did you need room for?

Seven red herbs.

Seven?! But they are completely useless by themselves!

If you're going to have that attitude then I'm not sharing.

Fine, but the zombies are dangerously close. We need to run, now!

Wait up.

What now?!

Stretching, if you don't limber-up you could pull a hammy. Then you'll really be out of luck. And if we must run, let's keep it at a relaxed jog. We are carrying a lot of heavy weapons and there is broken glass everywhere. Next thing you know, you'll trip and scrape your knee. It's really not worth the risk of infection.

Hey Leon, do you realize a zombie has been chomping at your neck the entire time you were lecturing me about stretching?

OH GOD, HELP!

Don't worry. We have the anti-virus, hold on.

Claire…

WTF do you want now? To sterilize the needle? An Ace bandage? Anti-bacterial cream?

No… I dropped the anti-virus for more red herbs.

Wow, you are literally dumber than the zombies.