5 Mobile Games That AREN'T Completely Evil

By Jake Young / February 13, 2014

5 Mobile Games That ARENT Unrelentingly Evil

 

#1 Punch Quest 

by RocketCat Games

5 Mobile Games That ARENT Unrelentingly Evil

  • Brilliant Hybrid of Beat 'Em Up and Endless Runner Gameplay
  • Easy to Pick Up and Start Playing on the Go
  • Has Not Tried to Copywrite the Words "Punch" or "Quest" Because That Would Be Abhorrent.

 

 

#2 Tiny Wings

by Andreas Illinger

5 Mobile Games That ARENT Unrelentingly Evil 

  • Cute Bird Mascot
  • Relaxing Soundtrack
  • Not a Single Asset Stolen From the Most Popular Game Series of All Time
  • Was Not Programmed By an Emotionally Traumatized Vietnamese Man Who Still Has No Idea Whether His Success is Sincere or Merely a Cruel Elaborate Joke

 

 

 

#3 Mikey Hooks

by BeaverTap Games

5 Mobile Games That ARENT Unrelentingly Evil

  • Responsive Touchscreen Controls
  • Recaptures the Feel of Classic Platformers in Quick Portable Bursts
  • No Manipulative Psychological Tricks That Ensnares Player in a Nightmare of Addiction, Sucking Time and Money Like a Heinous Unfeeling Lamprey

 

 

#4 Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective

by Capcom

5 Mobile Games That ARENT Unrelentingly Evil

  • Cult Classic Adventure Game from the Creator of "Phoenix Wright"
  • Smooth Animation and Memorable Characters
  • Does Not Make Obnoxious Attempts to Get You to Tweet Everything You Do in the Game Like Some Kind of Sad Friend Who Wants More Followers
  • It Does Not Filter Out Bad Reviews With Underhanded Tactics So Skeevy That it Reeks of Gin and Axe Body Spray

 

 

#5 Ridiculous Fishing

by Vlambeer

5 Mobile Games That ARENT Unrelentingly Evil

  • One of a Kind Graphic Style and Personality
  • Playing the Game Does Not Involve Waiting 24 Hours For No Reason
  • You Get to Shoot a Narwhal With a Bazooka
  • Does Not Leave You With a Morose Nauseous Feeling as the Once-Glittering Promise of the App Store is Trampled Over by Shambling Clones and Borderline Unplayable Licensed Cash-Ins, Making You Wonder Whether Nintendo Actually Has the Right Idea

 

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