Most WTF Harry Potter Fan Fiction Titles

By Chloe Cole / February 19, 2014

After J.K. Rowling validated Harmony (Harry/Hermione) fans' deepest desires, it now feels like anything is possible in the Harry Potter fandom. Harry and Draco are totally in love, right? And Harry and Dobby, too. Until J.K. Rowling confirms these ships, enjoy these disturbing fan fiction titles! 

 

Incubus

by BlakeMD

"How will our young hero deal with an entire year at Hogwarts when he has to have sex at least once a day just to survive?!"

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He'll survive. Probably.

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Lock My Hart!!!!!

by hermionesrini

"After finishing school,Hermione Granger joins as a healer at St.Mungo's Hospital. Little did she know that she would encounter her first childhood crush -Gilderoy Lockhart."

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Alright, everyone, calm down.

 

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Getting Dirty in the Prefects Bath

by red jacobson

"Showing the life of a Happy Harry Potter"

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I mean, it was already weird all the Prefects bathed together?

 

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Nymphadora's Nymphos: Luna's Induction

by NymphoHP

"The story of Luna Lovegood and her invitation to join Nymphadora's Nymphos."

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Does Neville know?

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Harry Potter and The Threesome

by Challenge King

"Hermione wants to show how much she loves her two best friends, Harry and Jay."

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 WHO THE EFF IS JAY? Why does everyone hate Ron all of a sudden?!?

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The Slugfest

by hermionesrini

"Professor Slughorn has brewed a special potion and he wants to test it on a special student."

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Hermione learns the most important lesson of all: never be the teacher's pet.

 

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Harry Potter - The Fifth Year is the Sexual One

by BaelorStark

"Join Harry as he and his friends discover the pleasure's of being in fifth Year."

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Does Hogwarts provide Sex Ed classes? Does the Wizarding World have STDs? And what do wizards use to protect their "wands"? We have a lot of questions.

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A Big Happy Weasley Family

by Werewolf Warrior

"The men in the Weasley family have peculiar desires. And Harry is here to fulfill them."

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Let's hope there isn't a second meaning to 'The Burrow.'

 

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Harry Potter and the Slutty Hollows

by BaelorStark

"Au D-of-M Harry steps through the veil in an attempt to save his godfather and ends up in an alternate universe where he is a death eater his parents are alive his sister is the girl who lived and his heratige is unlocked as well as his true power that combined with his trip through the veil awaken dormant substances within his improved body binding them together."

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....WHAT?

 

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Harry Potter, the erotic gay fiction writer

by secretfanficlover

"Harry is bored after saving the world, and develops a new hobby."

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I think we can all relate to this.

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Harry's Magical Penis

by Driftwood

"Hermione and Harry meet Luna on the train before the 5th year."

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Seeing as he is wizard and can do magic, then...yeah, his penis is magical. His penis is totally magical.

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