Toplist Results: The 25 Worst Pokemon of All-Time

By Andrew Bridgman / January 20, 2014

Toplist Results: The 25 Worst Pokemon of AllTime

After deciding the best Pokemon of all-time, we decided to find out which Pokemon were the worst - and over 500,000 votes later, you told us. Hint: you guys sure don't like cocoons. These are the 25 worst Pokemon of all-time.

 

25. Cascoon

Toplist Results: The 25 Worst Pokemon of AllTime

 A cocoon of hate

And of undying vengeance

And of bird weakness.

 

24. Silcoon

Toplist Results: The 25 Worst Pokemon of AllTime

You guys sure do hate

Cocoons evolved from Wurmple.

Fuck cocoons, I guess?

 

23. Purugly

Toplist Results: The 25 Worst Pokemon of AllTime

An angry buff cat

The net likes its grumpy cats

Weak, dumb, and helpless.

 

22. Gothita

Toplist Results: The 25 Worst Pokemon of AllTime

Loves angsty music.

Smokes cigarettes outside school.

A weird goth baby.

 

21. Watchog

Toplist Results: The 25 Worst Pokemon of AllTime

Watchog disapproves!

Calm down, Watchog. Relax, bro.

Just fight those dragons.

 

20. Dunsparce

Toplist Results: The 25 Worst Pokemon of AllTime

Psh, more like DUMB-sparce!

Yeah, that's right, I totes burned this

fictional creature.

 

19. Sunkern

Toplist Results: The 25 Worst Pokemon of AllTime

How many Sunkerns

are buried alive each year?

Actually, who cares?

 

18. Wormadam

Toplist Results: The 25 Worst Pokemon of AllTime

Poke-trainer Rhett

says "Frankly, my dear, I don't

give a Wormadam."

 

17. Patrat

Toplist Results: The 25 Worst Pokemon of AllTime

Chipmunk with pink-eye.

Do not touch anything. Gross.

You're no Chip 'n Dale.

 

16. Zubat

Toplist Results: The 25 Worst Pokemon of AllTime

Made me quite afraid

Of swarms of bats in dark caves

I'm kind of Batman.

 

15. Bibarel

Toplist Results: The 25 Worst Pokemon of AllTime

Bidoof was perfect.

Then he became...this dumb thing.

Come back to me, 'Doof.

 

14. Burmy

Toplist Results: The 25 Worst Pokemon of AllTime

 Did Alfred go here

Or was that Burma? Who cares.

Point is: screw Burmy.

 

13. Aromatisse

Toplist Results: The 25 Worst Pokemon of AllTime

One leg sticking out -

Like Angelina Jolie.

Machoke is Brad Pitt.

 

12. Swirlix

Toplist Results: The 25 Worst Pokemon of AllTime

It's cotton candy

But it screams when you eat it.

Nature's cruel joke.

 

11. Woobat

Toplist Results: The 25 Worst Pokemon of AllTime

It has a heart nose

And a beaming happy face.

I HOPE THEY ALL DIE.

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