The 20 Best Dorkly Articles of 2013 (#10 - #1)

By Staff / December 26, 2013

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10. The 8 Types of Sims Players

There is a clear temptation when you begin playing The Sims to simply make yourself and recreate the world around you. After all, you know yourself, but wouldn't it be great to see how a virtual version of you would react to a world where you're your own god? You can make yourself, your one bedroom apartment, and see how Virtual You compares to Real You. Can Virtual You get a job in politics by babbling in front of a mirror and telling gibberish jokes to random passers-by? Because that didn't work out so well for Real You.

 

 

The 7 Types of Sims Players

Listen: if you're playing The Sims, your life isn't really that great. Instead of being a wealthy social butterfly entrepreneur, jet-setting to various tropical beaches on your fleet of private jets, you're hunched in front of a glowing rectangle, playing god to some pixels. But what if you could have that incredible tropical island life without having to do any of the work to get there? With The Sims, you finally can! Type in that one quote from Citizen Kane a few times, and suddenly you're wealthy beyond all comprehension. Also, you're always wearing a tuxedo instead of stained sweatpants, that girl you're too awkward to ever approach is in love with you, and you've somehow gone from Sports Mascot to Professional Athlete in a few days. Now if only you could get naked without your genitals pixelating immediately.

 

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9. Weird Sexual Innuendos in Pokemon

Professor Oak Came When He Heard...

Weirdly Sexual References in Pokemon

 

Couple's Pokemon Just Happen To Be Onix and Cloyster

Weirdly Sexual References in Pokemon

 

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8. The NSA Infiltrates Counterstrike

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7. 25 Incredible Pokemon Fusions

 

Incredible Pokemon Fusions

 

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6. A Message From Gabe Newell

A Message From Gabe Newell

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