I would nosh off santa for a PS4!— Michael Alderman (@Mikeyharrow) November 21, 2013
Can't you just write him a letter like everyone else?
I would blow a zebra for a ps4
I would blow a zebra for a ps4— therealbenito (@ben_tweakin) November 15, 2013
Reminder: please do not attempt to sexually assault a zebra to get a console.
I'll eat my girls ass for a ps4-- POPE SOSA (@MF_BLUNT) November 19, 2013
Nobody would ask that of you
Bruhh... I would eat ass for a ps4 and 3 games-- the SHOmalian (@killercornz) November 17, 2013
I'm not your bruh
I would've aten a girl's ass for Halo 3 when it came out... Imagine what I would do for a Xbox one.-- Chris (@CF24) November 22, 2013
Wow, I'd rather not
FINALLY someone has reservations
if this was true I would've been had 1 preordered RT @SlyPayne: U gotta eat the booty for a Ps4 ?-- ★ (@KP_Trill) November 18, 2013
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
#XboxOne-- Broke Homie Snoot (@iMisTweet_Hoes) November 20, 2013
Good thing you hashtagged that for maximum SEO exposure.
I'll eat ass for a Xbox One-- Deem™ (@iDeemington) November 19, 2013
WHO IS ASKING YOU TO EAT ASS?
I'll eat ass for a PS4-- Ryan Fuckin' Leahy (@Ryan_Leah_Me) November 24, 2013
THERE ARE OTHER WAYS OF PROCURING VIDEOGAME SYSTEMS! NON-ASS CONSUMING WAYS!
I know that one person that will eat ass for ps4-- Long Live Da Game (@rondo1796) November 25, 2013
For real? Just one?