13 Weird Xbox Live Messages

By Chloe Cole / December 12, 2013

Most Xbox live private messages are riddled with spelling errors, hate speech and everything that challenges your belief in humanity. However, once in a while, a message comes along and reminds you that the medium can be used for poetry, wit and experimental prose. Here are some very special Xbox Live messages.  

 

Most Creative Xbox Live Private Messages

The world deserves to know.

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Most Creative Xbox Live Private Messages

Can't believe you almost forgot Spanakopita.

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Creative Xbox Live Private Messages

Nickler Pickler, please stop purchasing fathers online.

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Creative Xbox Live Private Messages

You must obey his monkey

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Most Creative Xbox Live Private Messages

Finally, someone who can pleasure my genitals hard.

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Creative Xbox Live Private Messages

That's what I get for making my username "SEXYFEET69."

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Creative Xbox Live Private Messages

Nite-Owl, I expected better from you.

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Creative Xbox Live Private Messages

Dammit! He's got me there.

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Creative Xbox Live Private Messages

 He doesn't fug around

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Most Creative Xbox Live Private Messages

This is what happens when you give your Xbox Live ID out to your psychiatry patients.

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Most Creative Xbox Live Private Messages

Mixed up a 6 year old and 16 year old? I think we've all been there.

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Most Creative Xbox Live Private Messages

A true grassroots campaign.

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Creative Xbox Live Private Messages

Right, right, so you wanna play Halo co-op or what?

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