- Marine
Ahh, I got cut deep bro.
- Marauder
Hang in there! We’ll get you patched up quick.
- Marine
Did you bring a Medic?
- Marauder
Even better, a Medivac.
- Medivac
Talk to me.
- Marine
Is that new? Are they going to do the surgery in the ship?
- Marauder
Nope, they do it from the air.
- Marine
What?! How does that even work?
- Medivac
We use a complicated system of lasers to cut and suture you up, but I pretty much just point and shoot.
- Marine
From hundreds of feet in the air?! What about painkillers? Do you have anesthetics?
- Medivac
Nah, just more lasers. Hold still.
- Marine
Ahhh!
- Medivac
Sorry, turbulence.
- Marine
I swear I’m fine. I can walk it off…
- Medivac
I SAID HOLD STILL! After I’m done here we can do some laser eye surgery and take care of those glasses.
- Marine
I’d feel more comfortable with a hydralisk slicing off my corneas.
- Medivac
Well your medical records indicate that you’re due for a physical. As long as I’m here I’ll do that too.
- Marine
I’m not letting that laser anywhere near my balls.
- Medivac
Fine, what about checking your prostate?
- Marine
I can check it on my own.
- Medivac
Whoa dude, whatever you do on your own time is none of my business.
- Marine
Can you please just stitch me up? Wait… what’s that probe doing here?
- Medivac
I need it later for tests.
- Marine
Okay… but if it pylon rushes my backdoor I’m out of here.
- Medivac
How else do you expect me to warp in an enema?
- Marine
Are you f#$*ing serious!?
- Medivac
Joking, joking… we use a nydus worm for that.
