"Help me, anyone who can call up PETA, you're my only hope."(via)
"Oh, not only are we being forced to dress up like Star Wars characters, but we get to be ones from the lamest species of all? Great, not like our lives were terrible enough since we found out Beggin Strips aren't actually bacon."(via)
R2-D2 Tortoise and Yoda Dog
"I like sand. It's coarse and rough and it's my natural habitat and no one dresses me up like a beeping droid there."
Ewok Dogs (Part 2)
"Hopefully I'm playing the one that got shot by the AT-ST and died."(via)