Well, we already had the costume from MaleGenitaliaCon, so (via)
They want to be the very best, so long as it doesn't mean talking to girls.(via)
Pokemon Card Armor
She's invulnerable no one would dare risk bending a holofoil.(via)
Get your Master Ball ready, a girl like this comes around once in a lifetime.(via)
Charmander & Red
Charmander? I hardly know 'er! But seriously, you're making out with a fire dinosaur.