- Stacey
And that's how I became a lawyer. And what did you say you did again?
- Ryu
Oh, I'm a street fighter.
- Stacey
Huh?
- Ryu
I fight people on the street. Street fighter.
- Stacey
Like, hobos?
- Ryu
No. Well, sometimes. Okay, often. But sometimes I fight other super fighters. Like my best friend Ken.
- Stacey
You fight your best friend?
- Ryu
Yes. Also my enemies, though. That part makes more sense.
- Stacey
And you do this exclusively on streets.
- Ryu
Well, sometimes in arenas, or secret labs. But yeah, often we fight on streets. Like, definitely more than actual fighters should be.
- Stacey
Maybe you should do something more important. Than, like attacking hobos. Do you make anything from this?
- Ryu
Oh, totally. I go on world tours. It's pretty intense.
- Stacey
World tours?
- Ryu
Yeah, I'm pretty good. It's a really elite squad of, um, underground street fighters. Like, I can shoot an attack from my hands.
- Stacey
What?
- Ryu
It's my special attack. Some other guys spit fire, or are monsters. One of these guys is a literal green monster.
- Stacey
His special attack is being a monster?
- Ryu
He also has electricity. So I guess he's just a monster, just with super powers.
- Stacey
- Ryu
Yeah. It's just easier when I fight the hobos.
Ryu's First Date
October 18, 2010
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