Ryu's First Date

October 18, 2010
  1. Stacey

    …And that's how I became a lawyer. And what did you say you did again?

  2. Ryu

    Oh, I'm a street fighter.

  3. Stacey

    Huh?

  4. Ryu

    I fight people on the street. Street fighter.

  5. Stacey

    Like, hobos?

  6. Ryu

    No. Well, sometimes. Okay, often. But sometimes I fight other super fighters. Like my best friend Ken.

  7. Stacey

    You fight your best friend?

  8. Ryu

    Yes. Also my enemies, though. That part makes more sense.

  9. Stacey

    And you do this exclusively on streets.

  10. Ryu

    Well, sometimes in arenas, or secret labs. But yeah, often we fight on streets. Like, definitely more than actual fighters should be.

  11. Stacey

    Maybe you should do something more important. Than, like attacking hobos. Do you make anything from this?

  12. Ryu

    Oh, totally. I go on world tours. It's pretty intense.

  13. Stacey

    World tours?

  14. Ryu

    Yeah, I'm pretty good. It's a really elite squad of, um, underground street fighters. Like, I can shoot an attack from my hands.

  15. Stacey

    What?

  16. Ryu

    It's my special attack. Some other guys spit fire, or are monsters. One of these guys is a literal green monster.

  17. Stacey

    His special attack is being a monster?

  18. Ryu

    He also has electricity. So I guess he's just a monster, just with super powers.

  19. Stacey

  20. Ryu

    Yeah. It's just easier when I fight the hobos.

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