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When I was little I always called people by their Pokemon counterparts. So whenever my smoker grandma came through the door I said, "A wild Weezing has appeared!"
I'm graduating from college soon, and the only thing I'm going to miss is not being able to get streetpasses on my 3DS as easily anymore.
A few weeks ago, I tried to get a Chansey in the Safari Zone in Pokemon Leaf Green. Instead, I found a shiny Tauros. It ran before I could catch it. I started to smash every piece of ceramics and glass I could find before calming down a few minutes later. I eventually got a Chansey.
My girlfriend cheated on me when she went with her ex-boyfriend to see The Dark Knight Rises I was more angry about the fact she watched my favorite hero's movie with someone else before me, though. I was then deciding to get my first tattoo, so here's what I got
-Travis (see below)
For my birthday a few years back, my girlfriend threw me a surprise party wherein my friends and I played Smash Bros. for hours. I was losing horribly during the last match of the night, but then somehow I came from behind to win! It was my twenty first birthday. There was no alcohol and no girls. That was the best birthday party I've ever had.