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I had a really important test the other day and was running a little behind. When I finally arrived in class, my teacher told me I was late, to which I replied "a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to." It did not prevent the detention, but it was still worth it.
I recently started playing Star Wars: The Old Republic. This is the first MMORPG I've played/joined and so I wasn't sure what the protocol was for the general chat, so I didn't really join in. However once I made it to Tatooine I noticed something I just couldn't keep to myself. The first and only thing I said was "Has anyone noticed that though there are two suns, there is only one set of shadows?"
After 5 years of taking guitar lessons, the only songs I know how to play are "Saria's Song" and "Zelda's Lullaby" from Ocarina of Time.
For an audition for a musical scholarship, I performed "The Dragonborn Comes" from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. I got the scholarship.
My girlfriend and I recently got Soul Silver and Heart Gold for the DS. Because I'm further into the game than her, and bored of level grinding. We decided to have our own gym battle, with me as the leader. I made a badge out of an old memory card, and painted it with some miniature paints. Her first few attempts to beat me were unsuccessful, but she finally got it.
-Jake (see below)