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I was in bed just after being intimate with my girlfriend, when I felt the need to sneeze. I sneezed "PIKA-choo!", as I usually did. My girlfriend gave me a really confused look. We broke up shortly thereafter. Pretty sure the sneeze had something to do with it.
I have a condition that is commonly referred as "shy bladder syndrome." In other words, I am unable to go to the bathroom if there are other people in the room. Or at least I was. I recently found that if I recite a list of water-type Pokemon, I am able to overcome my condition. Usually by Politoed, I'm good to go.
Whenever I need to send myself a reminder through email I use "Hey Listen!!!" as the subject line and sign it "Navi."
My family recently spent our vacation in Corpus Christi, TX. As with all vacations, my family and friends asked what my favorite part of the vacation was, and I replied by saying it was visiting the U.S.S. Lexington. Most people have assumed it's my favorite part because of my love of history, or my immense patriotism. No, I loved because I felt like I was visiting Rivet City from Fallout 3.
For the past week, a French acquaintance and his 8 year old son have been staying at my house. The son only speaks French (his father speaks that and a few other languages). I'd love to communicate with him, but it's really hard since I don't speak French. But yesterday I found a journal full of PokÃ©mon pictures and he began to speak all the names (in French). It was almost two hours of fun saying the names in Portuguese (the same as English, by the way) and hearing what they were like in French.
And this week's "WE GET IT, MAN, YOU WORK OUT AND ARE IN A HEALTHY, MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIP" award goes to
My fiancÃ© and I are due to get married next May and and she wanted us both to get romantic tattoos. She is not into gaming at all and so I took this upon myself to finally get something done related to my favorite game Fallout 3. She thinks it's something normal and sweet, but whenever I look at it, all I can think of is killing Super Mutants.
-Mark (see below)