Videogame Doctors Talk it Out

Alright, if we work together we should win this. I mean, we're doctors, right?

Absolutely, Dr.Robotnik-Man.

Not everything has 'Man' as a suffix, Wily.

Whatever you say, Eggman-man…

What did you call me!?

So, uh, what robot is defeating your robots?

Huh?

You know, what robot is better and beating your robots? You know, if we examine his mechanical weakness-

It's, um, a hedgehog.

Excuse me?

Sometimes a fox, too. He can fly.

Oh that's cool. I have to battle a super robot. You know, a Mega-man. He's like a super robot who can steal powers and use them. But, no dude, small mammals, wow…that's intense.

Come on dude. He's literally, like, pretty fast. He's a fast hedgehog. How is my robot army supposed to compete with that?

I just don't get how these animals are stronger than you mighty robots…

Well, my robots are also made of animals. So…

Wait, what?

I brainwash animals and put them in metal suits. Bam. Robots.

That's not how robots work.

Are you sure? I think I'd know. My name has 'Robot' in it, and I'm a doctor.

Okay, so the hedgehog shoots his power shots and-

Jumps.

What?

Sonic jumps on my robots. That's how he beats them.

…like, multiple times or-

Just once. And sometimes he just rolls really fast into them. That works too.

…

And he sometimes gets all the rings I leave lying around.

I hate you so much.