TMNT and the Ginger

There’s so much blood!

Holy sh*t Don, what happened to you?

I got jumped by the Foot Clan. Oh god, I can’t feel my legs…

Cowa-bummer dude!

Don, you don’t look so hot. I think you should go to the hospital or vet or something.

No it’s ok, I just need some pizza.

Umm, I’m not a doctor, but I don’t think this is the best time for a pizza run.

Yeah, you’re not supposed to be bleeding from your ears like that, and your leg looks kind of broken-ish.

No, guys, I just need some pizza. Can you look through those trashcans Mikey?

I don’t know man, it looks like they kind of cowa-broke your face.

Just find me a slice and I’ll be good as new. But hurry, Baxter Stockman is getting away!

You got beat by Stockman?! Did you try jump kicking him?

I did. A lot. But those mouser bitches kept biting me and sh*t. Then the Foot Clan showed up and kidnapped April.

Wait, you got your ass kicked trying to save some ginger?

She’s a daywalker! There’s a difference!

Details.

But she’s still in troub… Mikey! Stop eating my pizza!

Cowa-fuck you it’s mine!