Resident Obstruction

Looks like we need to walk down this alleyway…Sh*t, it’s blocked. There has to be a way around it.

But it’s just an abandoned car and some trashcans, I’m sure we can climb over…

Dammit Claire! We don’t have time! I found this letter that says there is a key hidden in the cemetery that will unlock the red door where we can find parts to the fire hydrant so we can put out the fire blocking city hall.

But seriously, this pile is made out of cardboard boxes. I guarantee that I can slip between those stacks.

It’s too high to climb!

It’s literally four feet high, and there’s a ladder leaning against that wall.

Oh. I guess I didn’t see that before.

You didn’t see the twelve-foot ladder right in front of your face, but you were going to search a graveyard, at night, infested with zombies, to find a tiny key?

Well I guess when you put it like…

And why do we need to go inside City Hall anyway?

Because I think if I push a statue into a slot I’ll be able to get the last piece of a compass I need to open the park gates, which will lead us to the river and an elaborate system of sewage tunnels that will eventually lead inside Umbrella’s secret laboratory.

Or, we could spend five minutes clearing out this pile and run down Main Street straight to Umbrella’s front door.

You just don’t get it do you Claire?

Guess not. But I don’t think the zombies will be bothering you anymore.

Why’s that?

I heard they like brains.