- King of Red Lions
You beckoned Link? Where shall the winds carry us today?
- Link
Actually, I was meaning to talk to you about that…
- King of Red Lions
Holy Shit! You can talk?!
- Link
Of course I can talk… I'm a boy. You're the possessed boat.
- King of Red Lions
KING boat, thank you very much.
- Link
You're still made of wood.
- King of Red Lions
At least I can jump.
- Link
Touché. Anyway… I was wondering how you always pop up right away when I play my flute.
- King of Red Lions
Oh, I just teleport over.
- Link
TELEPORT!?
- King of Red Lions
Yeah. Do you think I would sail to you every time? That would take forever.
- Link
So you're saying instead of playing this stupid flute to change the winds and sail my ass for hours and hours we could have teleported across the ocean this entire time?
- King of Red Lions
Oh… well, yeah.
- Link
Then why the hell have we been sailing like suckers?
- King of Red Lions
Your boots help get the knots out of my back…
