- Marine
Finally, I can get out of this chicken-sh*t outfit.
- Marauder
Good job waxin' those critters today. Too bad those noob Zealots had to show up and ruin our fun.
- Marine
Yeah, they were all like "honor guide me" and "it shall be done."
- Reaper
More like, "your mom shall be done."
- Marine
Get some! But seriously, I'm amazed they end up reproducing with how ugly the Protoss women are.
- Marauder
Well, at least they aren't as slimy as the Zerg.
- Reaper
I don't know man. Kerrigan is kind of hot.
- Marine
What are you talking about? She's an evil monster.
- Reaper
Yeah, but imagine what she could do with those tentacles, and that outfit!
- Marine
She's the Queen of Blades, those limbs would unfurl your entrails boy, and that outfit is her exoskeleton. Plus I'm pretty sure she is infested bro.
- Reaper
So you're saying she's naked… that's so sexy.
- Marauder
Didn't you hear the infested part?
- Reaper
Whatever, I'd Reap-her, if you know what I'm saying.
- Marauder
No, you don't want that.
- Marine
The point is, she's not human anymore. Zerg spawn from eggs, I'm pretty sure they don't even have that kind of anatomy.
- Reaper
I'd Stim her Pack!
- Marauder
Ok, we got it.
- Reaper
I'd Valkyrie her Missile!
- Marine
I think you have that backwards…
- Reaper
I'd nuclear launch her detected!
- Marauder
That doesn't make any sense.
- Reaper
All her spawning pools are belong to me!
