- Mario
Hey guys! Party time, am I right?
- Luigi
Yeah…uh, hey dude?
- Mario
Shoot.
- Luigi
Why did you invite Boo and Wario?
- Mario
It ain’t a party unless our enemies are here, for some reason.
- Luigi
Yeah, but Boo? You know ever since the haunted-
- Mario
Let it go, bro. Just…just let it go.
- Wario
Hey dude, where are the chicks?
- Mario
I’m sorry Wario, but the babes are at another party. The only girls we brought for the entire party are our girlfriends. If that doesn’t say “party” than I don’t know what does. And speaking of that-
- Boo
Alcohol-
- Mario
Games!
- Wario
Seriously? And where is everyone else?
- Mario
Oh, right. Only four people at a time. For maximum partying.
- Wario
So what games? Beer pong, or-
- Mario
Board Games!
- Boo
…
- Mario
Don’t worry. We’ll be doing practice rounds. A lot.
- Wario
What games?
- Mario
It depends on where we land in the boardgame.
- Boo
So…we’re in a boardgame playing boardgames?
- Mario
Game-ception. Right bro?
- Luigi
…I never said that.
- Mario
We also roll the dice by smashing our heads.
