Zerg Revolution

Alright, we're in good shape here. We just need a few more Hydralisks…

Hold on! We can't! Spawn more Overlords!

…Seriously?

Yeah. We can't do anything without them.

Yeah, what would we do without those slow, slow, sacks of flesh?

Hey man, we require them.

Well we require more Hydralisks. You know, the useful things.

You could always sacrifice a drone to make space.

That's not a winning strategy.

Look I didn't make the rules. But we need Overlords.

We're a bloodthirsty monster race. I think it's a little late to think about middle management.

Hey, take it up with the queens.

That's another thing! The queens are worthless. No one spawns her if they want to win! These managers are incompetent…

Are you slandering …The Cerebrates and the Overmind!?

The same Cerebrates and Overmind who we have to defend in the one player mode and who do nothing at all and aren't even usable in multi-player?

I think you're getting ahead of yourself here…

I'm just asking; does everyone mass Hydralisks or do Queens and Overlords destroy bases?

You're a jerk.

Whatever. Me, Siege Tanks and Dragoons are going to hang out in the awesome units club.

What about me?

Man, spider mines sure are cool! I'm a motorcycle! That's cool! I have attitude! Even better!

Kill me now.

(gibberish)