Pwn My Life: Issue #18

August 5, 2010

Ever had a moment so nerdy they you needed to tell the Internet about it? Read more nerd confessions at Collegehumor, and send your submissions to dorklypwnmylife at gmail.

My alarm clock ringtone is the Final Fantasy VII victory theme. I start every morning feeling like a winner.-Lee

One day, I was over a friend's house and we were cutting up peppers for his parents' restaurant. He got a bit carried away and cut his finger all the way to the bone. Instead of going to the hospital straight away, he got a bunch of tissues and ran to the nearest keyboard to check if it was a finger that he used for any of his WoW hot keys.-Anonymous

My family's only Christmas tradition is to play Golden Eye for N64 on Christmas Eve, all day. -Danny

One time a male friend and I spent a whole evening creating our own teenage mutant ninja turtle. We chose a color, weapons and researched Italian Renaissance artists so we could get an appropriate name. We even made a photoshop picture of the turtle by mucking around with a pic of Donatello. The funny thing was his girlfriend broke up with him over it, because she felt what we did was "too intimate" and he was "obviously cheating" on her.-Saskia

When I was a Freshman, I had to write a paper about similarities and differences on our choice of topic. I wrote an essay comparing and contrasting Link and Master Chief. I called it "Real Heroes Wear Green." I got an A.-Whitney

I was without Internet one night after moving. I wanted to get on Xbox Live, so I connected my cell phone to my desktop as a USB modem, connected that to the 360 to the PC via ethernet, shared the connection out and connected to Live. I got banned from my mobile network for a month because I'd used over 6 gigs of bandwidth. It was worth it.-Rik

My friend texted me one Friday night and asked me what I was up to. I said I was reading a news story on the new Wonder Woman costume and making a pros and cons chart, so I could decide whether or not I liked it. He laughed and asked "No, really, what are you up to?" I wasn't lying, this is a very important decision for me.-Kayla

I once punched someone in the face for saying that Master Chief was tougher than Gordon Freeman. He should have prepared for unforeseen consequences. -Anonymous(who is probably lying, but I like his joke.)

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