- Hero
Whew! That was a close one…so much blood
- Townsfolk
Welcome to Yorkcast!
- Hero
Yeah…This is a pretty nice town you got here.
- Townsfolk
Yup! We have weapon shops, potion shops, and a place for you to heal. That's it, though.
- Hero
And that sustains your economy?
- Townsfolk
I guess.
- Hero
Really nice place. You guys don't have a monster problem?
- Townsfolk
Nope. No monsters here.
- Hero
Because, outside, it's like, every five steps is some kind of giant, terrible monster. They're everywhere. I'm surprised you even exist.
- Townsfolk
Well, we have a fence.
- Hero
Of course. I was wasting all my time with swords and fire-spells. I should have gone with plywood.
- Townsfolk
I guess. We also called it a "safety-zone". That seemed to work pretty well.
- Hero
Well, I think I'll unwind here for a while. Couple of months. Years, maybe. This is great! I'm so-
- Townsfolk 2
Have you seen my son? He's missing!
- Hero
Uh no. Sorry to hear that. Anyway, there's a nap I should be-
- Townsfolk 3
Some people say the old cave is haunted…
- Hero
No…no, I see what's going on here-
- Townsfolk 4
That Scheffer boy was last seen playing by that cave…
- Townsfolk 5
He was holding the same kind of jewel you have in your sword!
- Hero
I hate you all so much.
