What Other Pokemon Trainers Think Of Ash
- Trainer 1
Hey, whatsup?
- Trainer 2
Not much. Just chilling.
- Trainer 1
Cool, cool. Yeah, that makes sense. It’s a beautiful day to stand in one spot staring forward and approach anyone who passes by.
- Trainer 2
Exactly. But want to know something weird?
- Trainer 1
Yeah. That’s literally point of asking “what is up”.
- Trainer 2
Some other guy challenged me to have my pet fight his pet.
- Trainer 1
What!?
- Trainer 2
Yeah, it was weird. He yelled at a mouse to shoot lightning.
- Trainer 1
That’s messed up-
- Trainer 2
And it did! And he made me pay him!
- Trainer 1
What did you do?
- Trainer 2
I made a pithy punning comment about him defeating me.
- Trainer 1
Makes sense.
- Trainer 2
And get this; he had badges.
- Trainer 1
Like a boy-scout?
- Trainer 2
Exactly. And he said he had to “catch them all”
- Trainer 1
He has to kidnap one of every pet? And why would you need one of every kind? You can only even carry six!
- Trainer 2
I know! And most of these Pokemon suck. Why do you want a Sandshrew? Or a Voltorb?
- Trainer 1
He must have OCD.
- Trainer 2
That makes sense; he said he had to be “the very best”.
- Trainer 1
Well, that’s harmless boasting-
- Trainer 2
The best that ever was.
- Trainer 1
Has he forgotten Professor Oak? Or Poke’ Jim? What arrogance! Especially considering he’s, like, fourteen.
- Trainer 2
And he wants to make them fight. He wants to go to gyms to have them fight.
- Trainer 1
Gyms? Like the place we work out with our Pokemon?
- Trainer 2
I guess he thinks they’re fighting rings.
- Trainer 1
What is wrong with this guy?
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