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You can tell my girlfriend and I are nerds because we play World of Warcraft together. You can tell that we are huge nerds because she complains to her friends that we don't have enough in-game time together.
Over the many years I've been playing WoW, I've tried to get three of my girlfriends to play with me. They all would dabble and then leave me. The only woman who still plays WoW with me is my mom.
When I was 15, my friends and I invented our own version of blitz ball. We used one of those big balls that are in the cages in retail stores. It had a plastic pin you could remove and we filled the ball up with water. Every day in the summer after Final Fantasy X came out, we would play blitz ball in the deep end of a pool. The opposite walls were the goals and we played with teams of 2-4. You were able to pass the ball underwater and everything.
My senior year of high school I worked mainly so I could buy black market DBZ VHS tapes and other DBZ collectibles on Yahoo auctions.
When I was in the 7th grade I was confronted by a bully. I decided to man up and ask if he wanted to fight, to which he answered yes. I had never been in a fight before. I had no idea what to do. I went into Goku's standard fighting pose from Dragonball Z. I thought I had a good shot at winning with all the awesome moves DBZ had taught me. I was laughed at and nearly stuffed into a trashcan.
My grandma beat Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time before I did.
I live in New Zealand. I decided this year that I'm going to fly to the US for Wrestlemania 28 next year. I asked around on message boards, but no one else wants to come and travel packages go on sale next week. I guess I'm traveling across the world for a wrestling event alone. I'm still excited, though.
I want to name my first-born son something that starts with a D. My last name starts with Y. His initials will be DY, the chemical symbol for dysprosium.
If Pablo, who lived in Whitestone, NY when he was 7 is reading this, I want you to know that I'm still angry about the time you stole my double colorless energy Pokemon card and then moved away. I haven't forgotten. I will never forget.