Smash Bros. Counseling

July 19, 2010
  1. Fox

    I'd like to thank you all for coming to this group counseling today.

  2. Ness

    PK fire!

  3. Fox

    That's not constructive Ness. Ok so the first order of business is—

  4. Ness

    PK fire!

  5. Fox

    Shut up Ness!

  6. Metal Mario enters.

  7. Metal Mario

    Ah you started without me!

  8. Fox

    We waited an extra twenty minutes.

  9. Metal Mario

    You know it takes be a long time to get places.

  10. Samus

    Hey man, you're not even a playable character.

  11. Metal Mario

    If you beat the game in single player mode in less than twenty minutes on really hard without losing a life. . .

  12. Yoshi

    For the last time, that's not true.

  13. Captain Falcon

    There's a single player mode to this game?

  14. Ness

    PK Fire!

  15. Fox

    SHUT UP!

  16. Donkey Kong

    Wait, where's Link? And why is his polygon here?

  17. Polygon Link

    Regular Link really wanted to come, but he had a thing today. Pretend like I'm not even here—just gonna grab some of these pastries…

  18. Captain Falcon

    Hey guys, can we talk about something serious for a second?

  19. Fox

    Of course. That's why we're here.

  20. Captain Falcon

    Well sometimes, I feel like I have anger because—because, well, I just want to see everyone's moves so badly. . .

  21. Fox

    Let it out, Falcon. This is an open forum. Let the healing begin.

  22. Captain Falcon

    Well when I was a kid, my father would often—

  23. Ness

    PK fire!

  24. Fox

    SO HELP ME GOD I WILL HIT A CHILD.

  25. Captain Falcon

    I'm outta here.

  26. Fox

    Stay! We need to solve these problems guys! We need resolution!

  27. Announcer

    Three…

  28. Donkey Kong

    What the hell was that?

  29. Fox

    Oh god.

  30. Announcer

    Two…

  31. Fox

    Why must we fight?

  32. Announcer

    One…

  33. Fox

    Why can't you just leave us alone? I choose peace! Peace!

  34. Ness

    PK fire!

  35. Fox

    Alright that's it. I'm going to kill this kid. Let's rumble.

  36. Announcer

    Go!

  37. Characters commence beating the hell out of each other for no reason.

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