- Ash
…Yeah, so basically the best. The very best. The best there ever was.
- Cindy
Uh huh…
- Ash
What’s wrong? Hey, did I mention I’m a Poke’master?
- Cindy
Yeah, it’s come up…
- Ash
I don’t get it. You should be falling all over me.
- Cindy
So, how long did it take for you to become a Poke’master?
- Ash
Probably like 35 hours.
- Cindy
Mhm…
- Ash
I know, right? And I have all the legendary Poke’mon.
- Cindy
The what?
- Ash
These Poke’mon are so rare and powerful that they are fabled. There are only one of each of these in existence, fabled for thousands of years-
- Cindy
But it took you 35 hours to catch them all?
- Ash
Yes.
- Cindy
What sort of crappy legends are those?
- Ash
You’re missing the point. Look, I have badges!
- Cindy
It took you a day and a half to become the very best in the world at this. Now what?
- Ash
…
- Cindy
I mean, it’s kind of sad. You kinda peaked at, what, twelve?
- Ash
I didn’t peak! I…I can keep playing! I can catch them all! I can level them up to level 99!
- Cindy
Isn’t that sadder?
- Ash
…would you want to see my Diglett?
- Cindy
I think we’re done here.
