- Jessie
Prepare for trouble!
- James
And make it double!
- Ash
Wait a second guys, can I ask you something?
- Jessie
Um, okay.
- Ash
How are you two still alive?
- James
What do you mean?
- Ash
Well, it’s just that every time I face you my pokemon knock you so high that it’s pretty much impossible for you to land safely.
- Jessie
We’re Team Rocket!
- James
We never quit!
- Ash
Yeah, yeah I got all that. But come on, you should be dead. We both know it.
- Meowth
Meowth! You don’t know what you’re talkin’ about kid!
- Ash
And you! You literally do nothing to help them.
- Meowth
Yes I-
- Ash
You just criticize their every move, do you even know any attacks?
- Meowth
I know how to talk…
- Ash
Don’t even get me started on that.
- Jessie
That’s enough!
- James
You will submit to Team Rocket!
- Ash
You guys aren’t answering my question.
- Jessie
How do we survive? Oh I don’t know, maybe the same way a ten year old can defeat a Multi-national Crime Syndicate.
- Ash
Whatever. Go get ‘em pikachu.
- Jessie
Oh shit! Pikachu! Run!
Pikachu shocks them with an electric attack, they blow up and disappear into a tiny star.
- Ash
I really hate them.
