Pwn My Life: Issue #4

June 15, 2010

Ever had a moment so nerdy they you needed to tell the Internet about it?Send your submissions to dorklypwnmylife at gmail.

In high school, I got picked on by the guys who brought in BeyBlade tops.-Devin

I had an interview for a promotion at work. My manager told me that the position required patience and the ability to follow through. I told him that wouldn't be a problem, because I've collected all 251 Pokemon in Pokemon Gold. -Chuck

I always play as female characters. If I have to stare at someone's digital ass for 5 hours, it's going to be a female.-Ben

My friend once did the Chidori from Naruto to impress a girl: sound effects, hand signs, and all. She couldn't stop laughing at him. -Damien

I'm 20 years old. I recently spent nearly 36 hours organizing all 4,568 of my Yu-Gi-Oh cards, then made the best deck I could possibly conceive. It was a glorious day. I was filled with confidence. I entered a tournament and was ready to kick ass. My first opponent was an 8-year-old girl. It ended quickly with me screaming "HOW COULD I LOSE TO A CHILD AT A CHILDREN'S CARD GAME?"-Cormel

Last time my friends and I went to Amsterdam, we spent the majority of the trip in our hotel room playing Magic: the Gathering. It ruined our holiday and our friendship.-Nobby

This guy and I had a close friendship. We always flirted with each other and had really long, intense conversations, plus he was really hot. He wasn't a nerd while I am a total nerd girl, but I really liked him. When he finally ask me out, the reason I turned him down was because he once told me that he didn't like Monty Python.-Dylan

I almost got fired from my job at camp for cussing out another counselor because he thought Lord of the Rings was better than Star Wars.-Adrian

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