Sims Make The Worst Neighbors

June 16, 2010
  1. Dave

    Oh…hey neighbor. I see you're painting outside at 3 am again. And it's the same picture you've painted three times before.

  2. Frank

    ROSEBUD. ROSEBUD. ROSEBUD.

  3. Dave

    Ah…ha. Just wondering if you've seen my pool ladders or my wife – WHOA. You reek, man.

  4. Frank

    (sobbing uncontrollably) I NEED TO SHOWER AND/OR WASH MY HANDS!

  5. Dave

    Yes, you definitely do. You should probably go to bed too. You look exhausted.

  6. Frank

    (yawns) I AM VERY SLEEPY!

  7. Frank collapses and falls asleep.

  8. Dave

    Oh come on, this again? Go to your bed, Frank. It's literally four feet away in the house.

  9. Carpool pulls up.

  10. Carpool

    FRANK WE ARE THE CARPOOL AND WE ARE HERE TO TAKE YOU TO YOUR PLACE OF WORK.

  11. Dave

    Frank! GET UP! Your carpool is here!

  12. Frank

    (wakes up instantly) TIME TO GO TO WORK.

  13. Dave

    No, man, you can't go to work like this. You're covered in your own piss and you're collapsing from exhaustion.

  14. Frank

    OKAY I WILL GO TAKE A SHOWER AND DRINK SOME CAPPUCCINO AND THEN GO TO WORK.

  15. Dave

    What?! No, just take the day off. It's not like your carpool is gonna wait for you to get ready.

  16. 59 Minutes Later…

  17. Carpool

    FRANK, ARE YOU COMING? WE SAW YOU WAKE UP ON YOUR LAWN AND GO INSIDE AND EAT A BAG OF RUFFLES FROM THE REFRIGERATOR AND WE HAVE BEEN HONKING THE HORN TO GET YOUR ATTENTION.

  18. Frank

    COMING, CARPOOL!

  19. Dave

    What the hell do you even do for a living, Frank?

  20. Frank

    MY JOB IS PICKPOCKET. I HOPE I GET A PROMOTION TODAY – I HAVE MET MY FRIENDS QUOTA AND HAVE PLAYED A LOT OF CHESS BY MYSELF.

  21. Dave

    Okay, none of that made any sense.

  22. Frank

    BACKRUB?

  23. Dave

    No.

  24. Frank

    TENDER KISS?

  25. Dave

    No. Go to work, Frank.

  26. Frank

    WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS. THERE GOES THAT PROMOTION. ROSEBUD.

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