Donkey Kong breaks open a barrel containing Diddy Kong. Diddy falls out, dazed.
- Donkey
Diddy! Are you all right?
- Diddy
(rubbing his head) Jeez… what happened?
- Donkey
King K. Rool has stolen all of our bananas! The entire hoard’s gone!
- Diddy
No! God, no…
- Donkey
I know. So we’ve got to get them back. Luckily he left a trail of perpetually spinning bananas that lead to his hideout.
- Diddy
All right, let’s – hey, wait. Perpetually spinning bananas?
- Donkey
Yeah. Look.
They both look at a nearby line of three bananas, each one spinning in the air.
- Donkey
Oh, also, all the spinning bananas hover.
- Diddy
Jesus… And there’s a trail of these? All the way to his hideout? The one in that boat that’s miles away?
- Donkey
Yeah. A trail of thousands of hovering, spinning bananas. So?
- Diddy
Donkey, I don’t understand how, but we’ve been blessed with an incredible opportunity. It would be really easy to use these countless spinning bananas to generate energy. They might allow us to construct the first functioning perpetual motion machine.
- Donkey
But… but what about the bananas?
- Diddy
Look, we’re on the brink of revolutionizing sustainable energy. If we need more bananas we can plant a frigging banana tree.
In a matter of months Diddy Kong develops new technology that harnesses the power of the perpetually spinning bananas, solving the energy crisis. King K. Rool dies alone in a boat full of rotten bananas.
