- Passenger
Hey, I need to get to Union and Packard.
- Driver
Where is that? Oh wait, the giant blinking green square-thing? No problem.
- Passenger
What? No, nothing is blinking. Are you okay?
- Driver
Yup, the good old 'giant blinking square'. I'll just follow this giant green arrow hovering in the air as fast as possible.
- Passenger
What?
- Driver
Hold on tight, because we are going to hit a lot of things.
- Passenger
Are you insane? That's not even close. Listen, the most important part is that-
- Driver
-we get there in the absolute shortest time at all costs.
- Passenger
That no one die.
- Driver
I only have 49 seconds left in this round. Hey, do you mind if I blare some Offspring? It's basically all I listen to, for some reason.
12 seconds later.
- Passenger
That was the worst! You hit half the cars and a third of the pedestrians and you completely went out of your way to make reckless jumps.
- Driver
You paid me extra when I did that.
- Passenger
Okay, maybe a mixed message there. But come on! Where did you learn to drive?
- Driver
Hey buddy, I have a class C license here!
- Passenger
That doesn't sound very good.
- Driver
Have you ever tried this game? It's actually pretty impressive..
- Passenger
You're crazy. You're absolutely crazy.
- Driver
I'm crazy? Sir, that drive took eighteen seconds and cost $280 on a sunny day. My company is called "Crazy Taxi" and you decided to enter. You saw me hit three cars on the way to pick you up. You could have walked and preserved the environment. And I'm the crazy one?
- Passenger
You killed four people.
- Driver
Yeah, I guess that happened.
