State of the Sim City

June 7, 2010
  1. Advisor

    Mr. Mayor — I think we should talk about some of the complaints the citizens have had lately.

  2. Mayor

    Like what? Actually, wait one second – I'm gonna summon a monster attack.

  3. Advisor

    See – that's exactly what I'm talking about. You need to stop pressing the "Monster" and "Earthquake" buttons. Actually, we should probably have them uninstalled altogether.

  4. Mayor

    Listen: I was elected to this office –

  5. Advisor

    You created the town and have been running it for over 100 years with no elections.

  6. Mayor

    Same difference.

  7. Advisor

    Not really. There've also been some questions about your immortality, but we'll get to that later. First off, I think we should consider moving the nuclear power plant away from all the residential zones. Especially because you can't seem to stay away from the "Meltdown" button.

  8. Mayor

    Ugh, but if we move it away, it could cost over $90 in extra power lines! How am I supposed to explain that to the community?

  9. Advisor

    If we're talking about the budget, we should probably think of giving the fire department more than $0 funding a year. The fire at the airport has been raging for almost six years.

  10. Mayor

    Oh sure, then the police department will start asking for more money too!

  11. Advisor

    I doubt it, sir. Against the constant begging of the citizens, you still haven't built a single police station or hired any officers. If you'll look at the chart, the areas in red are where crime is the worst…

  12. Mayor

    The whole thing's red. Except that one little part…

  13. Advisor

    That's the airport fire. Everything's pretty burned up, there's nothing really left to steal.

  14. Mayor

    Well there's a solution. Let's just light the town on fire – no more crime!

  15. Advisor

    I really don't think –

  16. Mayor

    HEY! Which one of us is Mayor/Founder of Poopville?

  17. Advisor

    You are, sir.

  18. Mayor

    Now get the button-guy in here. I'm gonna need at least ten "Fire" buttons if we're gonna clean up this city.

Filed Under   the sims   pc   conversations   sim city
Comments ()